PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
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Thanksgiving at the Trinkets by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
Fandoms: The Hunger Games (Movies), Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
21 Nov 2021
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She still couldn’t believe she was here. She couldn’t believe she had even agreed with Portia’s ridiculous plan of contacting the Craigslist ad.
But after the call from her mother asking if she would finally be bringing someone special with her to Thanksgiving dinner, especially since all three of her sisters would have their spouses with them, Effie had succumbed and contacted the person who posted the ad.
"I can pretend to be your long-term serious relationship to torment your family if you would like. Just want a free meal in exchange. Contact if interested."
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Cue a fake meet!cute story, "practicing" kissing to make it look more realistic (and only for that), purposely making family members uncomfortable, and a surplus of moments that are only plausible in the settings of a rom!com
(aka The Fake Relationship Hayffie AU no one asked for)
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it's terror time (again) by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
26 Oct 2021
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After Haymitch Abernathy’s stunt at the end of the 50th Quarter Quell, the Capitol needed to put him in his place. Instead of simply killing his loved ones, they released a virus on them along with anyone known to be associated with a potential rebellion against the Capitol. Previously healthy individuals became driven by the desire to consume flesh and stopped at nothing to satiate their thirst. Within days, the virus was out of control and ravaged its way across each district, causing the collapse of civilization in Panem and effectively putting an end to the Hunger Games.
24 years later, Panem is a barren wasteland, and Haymitch is searching for a missing child who hasn’t returned from a supply run when he comes across a nomad, Effie Trinket, who is the last survivor of her group. They work together and come across clues regarding the origin of the virus, including signs that the supposedly-destroyed District 13 might not be gone after all… and they might even have a cure…
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have yourself a super day by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
19 Sep 2021
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Haymitch Abernathy is NOT an actor and he has NO interest in performing on stage.
…but when Plutarch Heavensbee calls to cash in the favor Haymitch owes him, he doesn’t have much of a choice.
And that’s how he finds himself playing the part of a delivery man in the Panem summer production of Legally Blonde: The Musical.
Featuring Effie playing the owner of the hair salon that he continuously says euphemisms to, Cinna making magic with costumes, Johanna as the foul mouthed scenic designer, and Finnick cackling on the side while watching everything go down.
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Oops, Wrong Idea by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
06 Sep 2021
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It had been three months since Haymitch had last come out with them on a Friday night. It was a tradition for the four of them to go out once the last bus left with the students at the end of the day and head to Ripper’s for dinner and drinks before the weekend really started.
Now they barely saw him during the school day, and he had stopped joining them in any activities outside of school, which led to them losing darts games against the post office workers that also hung out on Friday nights at Ripper’s.
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or - Chaff, Jo, and Finnick come up with the brilliant idea to barge into Haymitch's house on a Friday night and are surprised to discover he isn't alone. Sequel to "Oops, Wrong Number?"
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- Part 3 of Teacher AU
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through the circle (fast and slow) by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
25 Jul 2021
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snippets into life at the SGC with Lt. Colonel Haymitch Abernathy and linguist and diplomat Dr. Effie Trinket over the course of four years serving together
Featuring cheesy dialogue, traveling through space, #drama, tragic backstories, and of course Hayffie being Hayffie
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Teacher AU by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
06 Sep 2021
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Haymitch is a librarian, Effie works in the Home Ec department, and as with any universe they're in, the sexual tension could be cut with a knife
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One shots for Swan Queen Week Winter 2017 - Alternate Universes
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One-Shots written for Swan Queen Week - Summer 2015 - Tropes & Cliches.
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Angie goes back to Meredith’s place after their second date…and it escalates further than they expect.
Bookmarked by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
24 Dec 2024
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Erik is revivified caveman. Charles is the anthropologist(?) taking care of him. This is as ridiculous as it sounds. Romcom misunderstandings and prehistoric wooing ensues.
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- Part 1 of Barbaric Erik
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Bookmarked by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
13 Aug 2024
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Erik Lehnsherr is a visiting professor at Columbia University, as well as an acclaimed and award winning poet. Charles Xavier is a lead researcher with the Genetics Department who is well on his way to tenure. But what happens when Charles has to cancel a class because half his students abandon him in favour of a mysterious new English Lit professor? Naturally he ends up sitting in in the class, where Professor Lehnsherr mistakes him for a student. It's really too bad Erik has such a strict policy against dating students. It's also too bad Erik doesn't seem to know how to use Google.
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- Part 1 of The Sonnet Series
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Bookmarked by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
29 Jul 2024
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"There was a reason he always included his newspaper at the end of his name. People should be identifying Trent with the Birmingham Mail, with journalistic rigor and sarcastic questions, not with locker room smiles. Not with left wing politics. Not with affairs with football players, whose evident straightness could be explained away with a fantasy of tragic closeting.
"But a boy could dream."
Trent Crimm has already lived a long and checkered life as a reporter, but when he meets an inexperienced coach called Ted Lasso, he breaks every single one of his own rules.
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Bookmarked by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
22 Sep 2023
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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Bookmarked by PhoenixRisingOnTheMoon
27 Aug 2023