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The Cursebreaker by Poisons_n_Anecdotes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game)
09 Apr 2023
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has had bad luck contracting employees of the Goblins, but Bill Weasley swears this one is the answer to ALL of their prayers when Harry's name is thrown from that manky 'ol Goblet for participation in the Triwzard Tournament. International cooperation gets a new definition when these boots touch the ground. Hang on guys, we got some chaos to spread!
------“Headmaster, there’s been a development and I insist we speak about—“ Severus Snape marched unannounced from the stone stairway into the office, stopping mid stride and mid sentence upon seeing a cursedly familiar woman in the chair across from Dumbledore’s desk. She looked over perturbed at best and panicked at worst blurting out an uncontrolled “Oh my god, it’s you!”
“You two know each other?” Bill questions
The black clad man remains silent and still as if that would help him disappear through the walls unnoticed. His face flashes uncharacteristic shock, then settles into his typical scowl once again.
You have got to be joking. Hecate, Circe, Morgana, strike me down where I stand, I beg of you.
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You freak out, I watch by marizetta
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jun 2026
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“Wow, this is so… And what happened to those soldiers? Eridians from frontlines? I gather they had some sort of severe case of PTSD then.”
“They died.”
“I beg your pardon?”
This.
This is clearly some mistake in the translation. Has to be.
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On a long jorney to Erid Grace and Rocky decide to deal with traumatic nature of Eridian's experience in space. They do it with talks, singing, gossiping and dancing.
I just thought there is a lot of works about Rocky helping Grace to deal with heavy emotional stuff, there should be one where Grace supports his friend also!
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07 Jun 2026
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.
In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.
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08 Apr 2024
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides he can't be left to his own devices in Diagon Alley for the whole of August and sends him to stay with the only person available - one highly displeased Severus Snape. Harry, for his part, doesn't think this summer could get any worse. After all, what could be more unpleasant than living with Professor Snape?
Finding out that Draco Malfoy is also staying at Spinner’s End, of course.
None of them know how they'll survive a month in each others' company, but they might just come out the other side with something they all need the most: a family.
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- Part 1 of A Patchwork Family
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10 Jan 2024
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While the wizarding world struggles with the return of Voldemort, Harry struggles with the death of Sirius and his own out of control magic. His summer before 6th year is unlike any other as he trains alongside the Order, grows close to Severus Snape, of all people, and learns of an unfathomable fate assigned to one Draco Malfoy, a fate he is determined to stop. As the world falls apart, it seems Harry's life may finally come together.
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04 Jan 2024
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COMPLETED 16SEP24
Post-war, Severus Snape returns to Hogwarts a free, but still broken, man. He’s trying to move on and throws himself into potions once again. A strange request and a vague piece of research send him to the USA to retrieve a possible missing link for a difficult potion. Unfortunately, he knows he is out of his element, and requests the help of a guide in finding it. Erica Crawford is hired as his guide, a not so southern belle of a witch with her own secrets and demons. Their time spent together in the wilderness although entirely too brief, healed parts of them neither expected to heal. They cross paths again and the secrets are flung into the open for all to see, much to the amusement of a still living Albus Dumbledore and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. Snape is eventually pulled into a world he thought he left behind. What could go wrong?
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- Part 1 of World Magic
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08 Apr 2023