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    Ilya stood, then gave Shane a quick kiss before unbuttoning his own rumpled shirt just enough to pull it over his head. “On the bed,” he instructed. “And take your fucking socks off.”

    (from My Dinner with Hayden: A Heated Rivalry Short Story, by Rachel Reid)

    “My pillow princess,” Ilya chides gently, kissing Shane’s freckled shoulder. He gets precisely the reaction he was hoping for - that angry kitten scowl and a petulant huff that sounds an awful lot like ‘am not’.

    “No?”

    “No.”

    “Okay.” Ilya reaches behind himself to grab the small, sherpa fleece throw, typically stowed on the top shelf of the closet with the towels that protect the bed from sex-related messes, and used for precisely one purpose: to wrap around Shane’s feet to keep them warm because Ilya knows…

    Cold feet are a sensory nightmare.

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    “Don’t worry, it’ll fit,” Ilya had assured him, but Shane isn’t so sure, now that the head of Ilya’s dick has popped into his body and the slide of the shaft seems interminably long.

    ...

    “So, is that…it, then?”

    Ilya chuckles above him, and Shane protests. “Well, I don’t know! It’s not like my dildo is the length of a fucking snake like your dick, asshole.”

    Ilya gives a few short thrusts to silence Shane. “Shhhh, moy lyubimyy. You can take the rest. I just need you to breathe and let me in.”

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    Anya can tell something is different about today. Maybe it’s the clothes Papa Shane and Papochka lay out, or the way their voices are a little softer, their touches linger a little longer, but also maybe more obviously, it’s because since yesterday the house has been full of people, including Papa Shane’s humans, and the feeling of anticipation was high.

    Not entirely usual, but also, Anya had spent the first half of the day prior at the spa, getting the full princess treatment, complete with being fitted with a bow on top of her head, and that bow is now laid on top of Papochka’s jacket on the armchair. If she could see colours, she’d know that they’re both burgundy. As is, she thinks they’re a lovely matching shade of grey. ish.

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    “Seam me up, Scotty, Liam speaking.”

    - and as if on a really ill-timed cue, Pez’s doorbell rings.

    “Are you fucking kidding me?” he exclaims, tripping over the open suitcase on the floor to reach the entrance, dropping his phone in the process.

    “Listen, I know the name’s a little trite, but - “ the voice on the other end is small.

    “Fuck! I’m sorry, mate. That wasn’t directed at you. Hold on one moment.” Pez calls out, leaving the phone where it fell. He opens the door to find nothing but a pair of wildly colourful socks held together with a piece of red ribbon in a bow.

    When you've finally connected with your soulmate, the universe sends you matching socks. Not wearing them comes with consequences.

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    Near the center of the room, a huge Saint Bernard—Alex’s own disaster child, Droolius Caesar—is lying on his side, motionless except for the slow wag of his tail. Curled against him, like they were born attached, is a beagle, eyes closed, muzzle resting on Caesar’s front paw. They are, for lack of a better word, spooning.
    “They’ve been like this every day for the last week. Morning to afternoon. They eat near each other. Nap together. They’ve started ignoring the other dogs entirely. I think they’re soulmates.”

    This sounds ridiculous. “They’re what?”

    “Soulmates, Mr. Claremont-Diaz.”

    “But they’re dogs.”

    A soft, British voice speaks up in the periphery. “It’s not unheard of.”

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    October: No Jack O’Lantern on their balcony, no costume parties.

    November: Nothing more than a green bean casserole contribution to Thanksgiving dinner with Alex’s family.

    And yet.

    Come December first, Alex arrives home to find Christmas.

    ...

    Alex takes it all in with awe, for it appears that four months into being roommates, Alex learns he is sharing an apartment with a Certified Christmas Bitch.

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    42-year old Henry doesn’t like morning sex.

    Except it’s 6:45 am and he’s been lying in bed catching up on his open tabs on his phone reading some very inspiring fanfiction since Alex got up for a run at 6 am.
    ***
    41-year old Alex loves morning sex. Noon-hour sex. Afternoon delight. Evening sex. Wake-him-up-at-2-am-for-funsies sex. He’s down. I mean, have you seen his husband?

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    5 times Henry and Alex got back to Henry's apartment and had to immediately let David out, and the 1 time they didn't have to.

    or

    Anyone who has owned a dog knows that you have to let the dog out when you come home.

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    Based on a prompt from Twitter: "Alex has the power of invisibility."

    ***

    “You’re…invisible.”

    “Well, not at the moment,” Alex responds with a smirk.

    “But you could be.”

    “In an instant.”

    “And…how? Any other magical powers I should be aware of?”

    “Nope. Just this one. Sorry, baby. Genetics are funny.”

    Funny.”

    “Very.”

    “Quite.”

    “It can be fun. If y’know, if I…”

    “If you…”

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    There’s no spontaneity anymore.
    One might think this boring. That the novelty had worn off. The spark snuffed.

    Absolutely not.

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    “Wow, you really are working class.”
    “Shut up, your Majesty.”
    Alex lets Henry lead the way, saying nothing as he pokes his head into each of the bedrooms on the second floor. It’s obvious which one belongs to Alex - if the Star Wars poster isn’t a dead giveaway, then surely the framed lacrosse jersey would do the job.
    ***
    “Hi.”
    “Hi.”
    “Is this a moment for 16 year old Henry?”
    “This is a moment for every Henry.”

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    Realistically, Henry knows there’s no way anyone can see. And even if they could, there’s no way he’d be identifiable based on his backside anyway. Yet, the thought of being seen sends a thrill up his spine.

    Just imagine. The Prince of England, nude, pressed against a pane of glass, on display like some sort of sexy royal specimen for observation.

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    Protect her charge. Her Eli. At all costs.
    Beyond a shadow of a doubt, Hawk would shank a bitch if they tried to hurt him. Or any gender canine, really. Or human. Or dragon. Bring it on.
    or
    Canon scenes, as seen by Hawk.

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    3/?
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    “Oh,” Alex says because it’s about time he says something. “So you think since I fuck Eli, that makes him the girl?”
    “Uh-”
    “If that’s the case,” Alex says with a gentleness he doesn’t feel at all, “I have some shocking news for you.”
    (page 173, Like You’ve Nothing Left to Prove)

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    An incomplete list of things that David does not understand:
    ...

    “New Years”. Why, every seven years (as David understands time), do the humans insist on dressing up, staying up WAY PAST any reasonable being’s bedtime, making a bunch of coordinated noises after HOURS of drinking and dancing, and watching loud sparks in the sky?

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    Paws on the doormat - like a gentleman - David winds himself up into a full body shake, shedding the snowflakes that accumulated on his fur in the brief time he was outside.

    His vision steadies and what the f -

    He stops himself. He is, after all, a royal canine. He can stymie the urge to use the vernacular of commoners. However -

    Looking into the livingroom, David sees -

    the outside is inside. There is an entire tree in the livingroom.

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    Alex’s view becomes jumbled as Henry keeps his phone in one hand and leans far over, reaching to open his nightside table drawer. There’s a flash of David, curled up at the foot of the bed, a glimpse of a stack of books next to a lamp, fuzzy socks in the open drawer and -

    an open box of condoms?

    Uh.

    Alex feels ill.

    ***

    Now, with Henry POV!

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    Inspired by this fanart by Orkazh Arts on Instagram.

    Five times Alex kisses Henry on the forehead, and one time Henry returns the gesture.

    Five drabble chapters, and one longer. Only the last is Explicit. Chapters 1 through 5 range from G to M, at most.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    369
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    35
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    6,727
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    A prompt-based, month-long project to celebrate the birthday of Olive31.

    The length and rating of each chapter will vary - check the notes.

    Posts may vary between movie or book-verse, or be ambiguously in either, or an AU.

    Now featuring David POV!

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    English
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    3,100
    Chapters:
    31/31
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    26
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    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: A little light reading

    Attachment: AGCDBlogspotArchive.zip

    Hey baby,
    Did I ever tell you I had a blog as a teen? Found this while migrating files to my new Macbook.
    Enjoy :)
    xx,
    A

    Ps: Ludwig Von Beethoven to his immortal beloved:
    My heart overflows with a longing to tell you so many things — Oh — there are moments when I find that speech is quite inadequate.

     

    With a quick text, Henry verifies that the attachment is legit. He opens it to find a series of HTML pages, once upon emblazoned with the Blogspot logo, now containing broken image links, but nonetheless recognizable.

    The first entry is nearly 15 years old.

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    62
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