Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)
-
Tags
Summary
A 12-part NSFW art series of Izzy Hands in smutty festive Situations.
-
Tags
Summary
When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 50
- Kudos:
- 198
- Bookmarks:
- 39
- Hits:
- 1,148
Bookmarked by PraiseThePadaBooty
23 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Ed knows nobody can beat him at a paper plane challenge, so when Stede ties with him for the furthest throw in a trivia night between-rounds challenge, he's intrigued. They're dunked into a four-round tiebreaker of paper plane contests to declare the ultimate winner.
As they get to know each other round by round, it turns out there's more to gain than glory...
-
Tags
Summary
Ed's boring call to his insurance company leads to him falling head over heels for a recorded voice that's part of the hold music.
Maybe he's not doing so great, and it took a kind stranger doing a fun bit to make him see that. Or, maybe he and Hold Guy were always destined to be together.
All he has to do now is find him...
Series
- Part 11 of Silly Spicy Sweet One-Shots
