PredictableDisaster

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  1. Summary

    Living with your best friend? No problem.

    Living with your spouse? Easy.

    Living with the chaos and shenaniganery that is your in-law and spouse? Let's just say they're lucky you love them.

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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    At a charity gala, Maura overhears some gossip about her and Jane.

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  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    another one for the pseud!

    inspired by a tumblr post by @nickyyyy in which it was proposed that maura and jane are actually a hot, highly-accomplished serial murder team operating right under everyone's noses. it's very dark! and very creepy! if that is not your thing! don't worry about it!

    cw: descriptions of extreme violence, enthusiastically consensual sexual violence incl. choking, bloodplay

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  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    This story reimagines 4x04 Killer in High Heels from the point where Maura opens her front door to find Jane.

    It's gonna have wistfulness, boxed hair dye, Jane being super serious, gas station bathrooms, hanky-panky, a tenuous relationship with actual American geography, and so much more.

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    18 Oct 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Ever since Riley Cooper came around, Maura was instigating, trying to draw out Jane's aggression and have it turned on her. But Jane just wanted Maura to ask for what she wanted.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    "But you don't have a hickey," Kara points out, and Lena just smiles. Like it's a silly thing to say, like there's something Kara's not getting that should be painfully obvious. Then she tilts her head and drops her eyes to Kara's lips, and suddenly it is painfully obvious. "Lena, what, I can't—"

    "Kara," Lena frowns. "It's like six seconds of licking my neck, it's not the end of the world."

    'But i'm a vampire', Kara wants to say out loud, except that gives them a bad reputation. Really, she should say, 'but i'm in love with you. i've loved you all along and Jesus christ this is pushing me over the edge', but she can't get those words to formulate for some reason, so she goes with, "I just don’t think it's the best idea."

     

    OR,

    the vampire au.

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