PrettyThief
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Ian knows Poppy has done very little to prepare for her baby's arrival. Someone's gotta make sure the crib is put together.
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Maybe kindness is the real punk rock.
Daily Planetos reporter Jaime Lannister hasn't made up his mind about that, or about the enigmatic superhuman calling himself Superman. But Jaime has made up his mind about Brienne Tarth, his journalist coworker with a cryptic link to the man in blue. And he is not jealous of that link at all. Not even a little bit.
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There is a stillness to returning home after a terrible day that can scarcely be described. A lamp by the door switched on casts the living room in a new light. The low hum of the air conditioning is a comfort. Cars go by in the distance. Life carries on ever forward even as Robby stands fixed in the liminal space that is his doorway.
Or, Robby comes home and realizes he still needs Collins.
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You Don't Have to Call Me Darlin' by PrettyThief for Ambitious
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
14 Feb 2024
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She’s heard that right before you die, your life will flash before your eyes. That’s not quite what happens. Instead, everything around her seems to sharpen. The too-close pounding that could be hoofbeats or could be her own heart, she’s not sure. The dust clinging to the back of her throat. The jagged edge of the canyon beneath her blunted fingertips as she scrabbles for purchase that she isn’t finding. The clatter of the broken pieces of the bridge smacking against the rocks. The sight of the brown rushing river below. The sensation of her stomach flipping as she begins her descent down toward certain death.
The solid grasp of someone’s hand around her wrist.
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The realm is on the brink of war, and Jaime Lannister is recently widowed following the death of Elia - his wife and the mother of their young son. Brienne of Tarth has a responsibility she would like to dodge. Jaime doesn't quite understand why she's chosen him as her escape, but he's not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Mandatory Staff Resourcefulness Seminar by Moorishflower
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Dec 2025
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Brienne Tarth was the most butch lesbian Jaime had ever had the misfortune of meeting, which was a terrible shame, because it meant that he was going to have to spend four hours and five miles of uninterrupted mandatory staff resourcefulness seminar hiking bullshit in her company, and he couldn't even flirt with her to pass the time.
Bookmarked by PrettyThief
31 Dec 2025
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Mandatory Staff Resourcefulness Seminar by Moorishflower.
Funny, hot, queer, and nature. The perfect kind of smut.
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From This Day Until the End of My Days by dreadwulf
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Dec 2019
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Jaime Lannister should have returned to King's Landing weeks and weeks ago. Instead he brought an injured Brienne to the Quiet Isle and somehow ended up married to her. Now he's riding for the Vale with a strange assortment of companions on an impossible search for Sansa Stark, and Brienne won't even look at him anymore, and why does that bother him so much? Why is he even here? He should just go home. He'll do it any day now.
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Bookmarked by PrettyThief
10 Jun 2025
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From This Day Until the End of My Days by dreadwulf
Perfectly sized shot of joy with a delicious side helping of angst.
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Our souls lie down in the grass by sdwolfpup for auntie_social
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
05 Dec 2024
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Three hundred years ago, the Great Houses built spaceships, abandoning everyone else to the world's decades-long seasons, never expecting the remaining humans to survive. Those left behind – the earthers, as they came to be called – raced to the edge of extinction and then pulled themselves back, working together with the earth until the seasons settled into the manageable, months-long cycles they should have been all along.
Now, generations out from the ships' departures, the Lost Ones have come back, looking for safe haven. In order to stay, they must first spend a year with an earther family on the planet, before deciding whether to remain or leave again, this time forever. Brienne Tarth and her father are one of many to take in a family of Lost Ones to live with them for the year.
Their assigned family? The Lannisters.
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Bookmarked by PrettyThief
18 Dec 2024
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beautiful, hopeful, angst-with-a-happy-ending, absolutely perfect AU. a top 5 all-time favorite for sure.
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On the desk, next to the ash-filled saucer, the packet of cigarettes waits. The plastic wrapper is crushed at the bottom end, catching the light, but she doesn’t smoke anymore.
Not unless she’s with him.
Post-canon slow burn.
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Bookmarked by PrettyThief
01 Mar 2024
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A perfect canon continuation/fix-it of sorts. One of the most immersively descriptive fics I've read.
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There’s no more restaurant to manage, no more food to cook, and Syd doesn’t really know what to do with her body, except fuck Richie, apparently.
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Bookmarked by PrettyThief
25 Dec 2023
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Syd/Richie hatefuck except make it sweet and angsty and full of emotions and happy ending!!