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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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22 Jun 2026
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English Rose, Lonesome Dove by saltyorange (Velaaa)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2026
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A mysterious illness grips wizarding Britain, and Hermione is forced to watch her loved ones wither away while the Ministry does what it does best—nothing at all. When she learns of a string of disappearances involving organ theft, Hermione follows the trail all the way to Draco Malfoy.
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17 Jun 2026
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Malfoy met Hermione with a glare, his grey eyes simmering with what she could only describe as pure, undiluted hatred.
“Piss off, Granger." He stood to his full height. From where she sat, he seemed like a giant and she suddenly felt very, very small. "Pansy was right. No one in their right mind would go to the ball with you.”
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Study, sleep, repeat. Maintain her scholarship and graduate.
This is all that Hermione Granger’s life consists of, all that she has planned for her final year at the prestigious Godric’s Hollow Grammar, a school for only the richest of England’s elite.
It’s a simple plan.
If only it hadn’t been for that afternoon detention with Draco Malfoy.
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16 Jun 2026
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“You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”
Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.
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Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.
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15 Jun 2026
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After her breakup with Ron, Hermione insists she is “taking time for herself,” which somehow turns into reading increasingly unhinged fantasy romance novels until her standards become completely incompatible with real life. She wants a man who is ancient, morally grey, terrifyingly competent, emotionally obsessed with her, and preferably capable of ripping enemies apart with his bare hands.
Draco Malfoy is many things - A war hero trying to rebuild his life. Devastatingly attractive. Annoyingly articulate. A bit feral when jealous. Very good in a suit. But he is not Fae. He is not 500 years old. He does not have wings. He has never once called anyone “my mate” without gagging.
And Hermione, tragically, keeps getting the ick.
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12 Jun 2026