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That's That Me Egg-spresso by Princessvamp
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Jun 2025
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"This isn't fair," she finally said, bracing herself against his chest and then looking up at his dark blue eyes. "Gregory is much taller and, okay, so I can’t actually reach the stupid egg, but I did find it first! Just because you’re freakingshly tall--"
"Reachers keepers," he joked, cheek twitching with an apparent attempt to avoid smirking and inciting her ire.
Too late, ire incited. She stamped her foot, feeling extremely childish yet unable to stop herself. "Colin!"
Colin laughed affectionately, then reached up and plucked the egg from where it was wedged between branches.
Refusing to be beaten, Penelope grunted and stretched up on her toes, extending her arm as high as she could reach, trying to snatch the egg from his triumphant grasp, which was comically higher than her own. Colin kept his arm up and smiled down at her, eyes dancing with laughter. They stumbled back and forth, Penelope huffing as she reached, one hand on his shoulder to help her balance as she jumped, trying to ignore the way it felt as her body bumped against his, his hand lightly on her waist to stop her falling off to the side.
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“I guess…I know that I can be fun and witty and…interesting. But whenever I talk to men, it’s like…all my good qualities get lost between my head and my mouth and I end up saying Way. Too. Much.” Colin looked confused, so she clarified. “I babble.”
“I have never heard you babble,” Colin said with confidence, as though that meant she didn’t babble.
“Well, I don’t babble in front of you.”
“But I am a man,” Colin pointed out.
Penelope scoffed. “You don’t count. You’re Colin.”
He furrowed his brow. “What does that mean?”
“Well, I am not trying to flirt with you, mainly,” Penelope laughed. This was only partly true. It’s not that she was ‘not trying to flirt’ with Colin, but rather that she was always trying not to flirt with him.
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Penelope Featherington cannot flirt because she just ends up babbling. Colin offers to help her practice.Bookmarked by Princessvamp
27 Oct 2025
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subconscious by itsokayitsfine
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Nov 2025
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Penelope learns that Colin has a very interesting sleep condition when he invites himself over for a "bestie sleepover week."
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25 Oct 2025
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I Blame the Moon by indiaalphawhiskey
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
28 Sep 2025
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“There’s ‘an offer’?” he asked, sarcasm dripping off his tongue.
“There is.” And that was when – simply, seriously, without an ounce of hesitation, in broad daylight, under the eyes of God – Penelope Featherington leaned ever so slightly into Colin's space and said, “Sleep with me and I’ll convince my mom to get you the internship at The Times.”
There was only so much disbelief a person could weave into a single sentence. Colin used it all.
“You’re bribing me to sleep with you for revenge on your ex-boyfriend?”
–- or, fifteen years earlier.
The prequel to Lost in the Tide.
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13 Oct 2025
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The Devil (Didn't Make Me Do It) by StrawberryWhorecake
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Oct 2025
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Penelope has accidentally joined a cult.
A hapless, bumbling family cult that has her tied up as a “virgin” sacrifice to a demon.
Never mind that she’s neither a virgin nor remotely devout: they insist she’s the chosen one.
But the real surprise isn’t the ritual; it’s Colin, a shy, awkward demon who might be the least terrifying thing about this whole fiasco.
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12 Oct 2025
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New York Times Bestselling author Colin Bridgerton is in the midst of a flop. The sales for his second romance novel are abysmal, the online reviews are even worse, and someone out there is writing fanfics of his work that far outshine the original.
There’s only one person who can help him fix this. The only problem? He hasn’t spoken to her in seven years.
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06 Oct 2025