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    "Come on Celine! It'll be fun, I promise!" Zoey exclaimed, pulling her too tall mentor along.

    Celine stammered, trying to find an excuse. She glanced to her right, noticing what Zoey was doing.

    A livestream.

    Fuck.


    My favorite fics involved either fluff, putting Rumi through a MEAT GRINDER, or unhinged shit. Or Celine having a bad time but not being a bad parent. Or my AUs of Kpop demon hunters.

    This is unhinged shit mixed with two of my AUs from tumblr, an AU where Celine is a reincarnated fan from our world and an AU where Celine has the power to mimic demons because of the Honmoon.

    (Or— a fic where someone reincarnated as Celine, gets stressed tf out, and is trying her best to not do very bad shit and break out of character.)

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    07 Dec 2025

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    A man wakes up one day to find that he isn't in his apartment, isn't in his own body, and isn't even on Earth anymore. The language, the geography, the culture, the stars, and even the technology level are all different. Even worse, in this backwards medieval society he had found himself in, he woke up in the body of a woman. A woman who had just given birth to her first child, a son.

    He's not really cut out for this whole 'motherhood' thing. It could be worse; at least he's a noblewoman, and really, Robb is such a sweet child...

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    06 Dec 2025

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    In which Tsuna has some fairly inconvenient opinions, Iemitsu has been happily living in denial for years, and Reborn now somehow has to sell organised crime to a bunch of student hippie activists. He is not amused.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”

    “Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”

    “I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.

    “Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.

    “Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.

    Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. OC Insert. -COMPLETE-

    Please read all the warnings listed at bottom of chapter 2. Proceed with caution.

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    03 Dec 2025