ProfessorPi
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how are there no fanfics for the greatest movie of all time
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relationship with the concept of fatherhood by ProfessorPi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2023
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figuring out bruce wayne
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"It’s true,” said Chat Noir. “I hate Adrien Agreste. I think he smells bad, just like camembert cheese. I think that outfit he wears every day is tacky and boring. I think he needs to get a life. Maybe some personality too.”
Nadja stared at him in shock, before regaining her reporter’s composure. “Why?”
“There can only be one hot blond celebrity in Paris, and that job belongs to me.”Chat Noir makes fun of his secret identity, it backfires, and people begin shipping them. He plays into it to mess with his father while the Lovesquare happens in the background.
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The Derivative of Panlos's Ass by LAS3ER_C0W (ProfessorPi)
Fandoms: 反派初始化 | Villain Initialization (Webcomic)
13 Jan 2022
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“Listen,” Liu Yunru said. “I know Panlos killed my cousin and destroyed our favorite coffee shop, but he has an incredible butt.”
Hu Meifeng let out a sigh of relief. “I thought I was the only one!”
“Straight up, I’ll be watching him blow up a building and then he flies away and all I can see is his butt. It’s honestly unfair.”
“Right!!! He’s the worst person and yet, has the best butt.”
“I would become a villain if it meant I could have an ass that fat.” -
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Chorby Soul is tortured by consumers.
That's it that's the fic."The sharks are behind Chorby. Their teeth are bright and shiny enough to reflect the fear in their eyes. Consuming and looming and Chorby can’t run fast enough. It’s never enough. "
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“I was thinking about that time you hated me.”
“Why?”
"I don’t know."
“I didn’t.”
“I know.”or
three years after hawkmoth's defeat, marinette is still trying to figure out her version of normal. there's also sleepovers.
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- Part 1 of the life cycle of the butterfly
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Bookmarked by ProfessorPi
23 Aug 2022
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Troy Bolton Wants To Become The Jopping Master by NinjagoZaneFan14
Fandoms: High School Musical (Movies), SuperM
26 Oct 2020
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A short oneshot about how Troy Bolton discovers he wishes to become the jopping master.
Bookmarked by ProfessorPi
23 Aug 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
When you're jumping and popping you're jopping school musical.
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A dirty crack fic that I wrote for a friend on tumblr. Dick Cheney spends an erotic evening alone with his one true love: a beautiful bucket of water.
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09 May 2021
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Carterotica by TheAnnoyingAlien
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 20th c., Political RPF - US 21st c.
20 Apr 2017
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This is just a collection of crack smut I wrote using submissions I got for an ask prompt on tumblr. President Jimmy Carter makes the mistake of visiting the cesspool of sin known as Ao3 and stumbles upon graphic, raunchy smut of himself and various other politicians.
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09 May 2021
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Leon Trotsky is a broke art student in New York. To pay the bills, he works at a local coffee shop, run by the charismatic businessman Gaddafi. Leon and Gaddafi have been having fun after hours for months, but when an attractive Literature student named Joseph Stalin orders a double espresso, Leon's life is changed forever.
A satire, co-written with a friend.