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Instead of going directly to hell when he died (do not pass GO, do not collect $200), Vincent Whittman’s soul ended up tethered to the TV set that killed him. Fortunately, one of his surviving followers stole the TV from the scene of the accident, saving him from an eternity of being stuck in either a landfill or a museum’s storage room. Unfortunately, the Perez family moved to a suburb of Miami and placed Vincent's TV reverently in the guest bedroom, where it was promptly forgotten for the next twenty years.
Meanwhile, Valentino Perez is sleeping his way through Florida’s finest. A cast of lively characters parades (and gasps, and moans, and tops, and bottoms) its way through the bedroom (and living room, and kitchen, and back porch, and, well, you get the idea) of the otherwise-empty house…or so Valentino thinks.
Vincent watches Valentino dig his own grave…and then, too soon, fall into it. What new horrors—fire, brimstone, homosexual tendencies (oh my!)—will await them when they finally end up in Hell, where they belong?
(with art by Mel, an absolute star!)
[Written for Cherri Bang 2026!]
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"Apply pressure to control bleeding." by caelustar, PuffinStack
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jan 2026
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Alastor and Lucifer are each having the worst months in their recent memory. Vox is tormenting them both in unique and special ways, and they won’t survive unscathed. However, there might be a silver lining. Can they maybe, just maybe, bond over their experiences? Can they come out of this closer than ever? Will first aid be enough to keep them standing?
There’s only one way to find out.
(with not one, but two pieces of art by the incredibly talented caelustar!)
[Written for Egg-plosion 2025!]
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Take it like a taker ('cause baby, I'm a giver) by PuffinStack for Madanimalscientist
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Oct 2025
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"Unsurprisingly, Velvette was under a lot of stress.
Not that she didn’t like it, though. Where Vox relied on uppers to get him through his all-nighters (and sure, Velvette indulged too, but not like that—the flat-faced bitch baby had managed to accidentally overdose and give himself a heart attack more than once, like a dumbass), Velvette liked to start with a base of pure, lightning-sharp adrenaline. A sprinkle of Vox’s caffeine pills here, a dusting of Valentino’s coke there, and she was happily on her way to the perfect cocktail of electricity in her blood.
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Unsurprisingly, Verosika wasn’t currently feeling any stress. Or much of anything else.
Was that because of the Beelzejuice in the flask tucked into her waistband? Maybe, maybe not, and it was none of your business anyway, asshole."
Or, Hell's most famous pop star and Hell's shortest overlord have been crushing on each other from afar for a while now. They meet at one of Velvette's parties, and the dominoes fall.
[Written for Madanimalscientist. Happy Halloween!]