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Alfred Jones is as poor as they get, living homeless on the streets. He is the type of man that high-paid businessman Arthur Kirkland would never spare a passing glance, but that's about to change. USUK
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Arthur is forced by his parents to leave home and attend university in America. Even worse, he must join the overly masculine fraternity 'Mu Alpha Nu'. Too bad he already knows he would never fit in with those frat barbarians... Or will he? UKUS
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"America….you made a grave, grave mistake," Canada's voice sounded as frosty as a thousand icicles scraping down one's skin, "and you will face the consequences." Canada punishes America...with his hockey stick. CanAme / USCan oneshot
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Alfred is 10 years old and loves being outside because it makes him feel happy and free. He would never give it up for anything... But that might change once he catches a green eyed boy staring at him from a house across the street. USUK children AU.
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My gift for the 2014 USUK Secret Santa. The prompt was 'Secret Service!AU where Arthur is the voice telling agent!Alfred what to do but Alfred has never seen him before'.
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“Look at me.” Alastor ordered, and the smallest hint of a smile pulled at his lips when Vincent’s reaction was immediate. His eyes narrowed, dark with amusement behind his glasses and his hand moved up Vincent's chest to grab his half-undone tie. He gave it a small tug, eyes never leaving Vincent's - that seemed to have glazed over with tears or something else, Alastor didn't care. He shifted his knee to press almost too harshly against Vincent's straining cock
“You're going to finish. Quickly.” The words came out hushed but stern, like Alastor was scolding him. “There is a dead body around that corner and I don't feel like getting caught because you-” He hissed and he tugged at Vincent's tie, almost undoing it, eyes sharp behind his glasses, “-couldn’t behave if your own life depended on it.”
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Alastor’s attention shifts from the pointed tip of Vincent’s cane to the face of the man calling him. He stares at him like a deer in headlights, trying to discern if he should expect to feel a sharp pain in his stomach soon or knock the man out; he doesn’t lower his blade.
Their breathing stays uneven, as if the adrenaline has yet to wear off, the alertness sharpening their features, the dread of anticipation in the air. Neither of them knows the right words to voice any of their concerns at present, despite charming millions with their charismatic personalities; because every word could be used against them.
His gaze drops to the peculiar weapon again, and Vincent draws it back, possibly apologetic for defending himself against a guy who’s covered in blood and holding a butcher’s knife. Alastor wonders if such an eagerness to please could make a decent killer; is this his first time doing this?
So he opens with that. “Have you done this before?” It’s direct, calm, as if he’s conversing with a pal over a cup of coffee; at this, Vincent seems to pull himself together, practicing the familiar motion of dusting off his clothes; smearing more blood on them in the process.
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- Part 3 of Human!Radiostatic Collection
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Excerpt from @princeliest's Chapter 4 of Vox Mortuorum. Please go give it a read!!
Alastor and Vox have a tense one-on-one in the hotel's kitchen. Revelations are had (70 years too late, much?)
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For Tonight's Broadcast Only: Unchain My Heart by Ferntz
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Dec 2025
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“Tell me Alastor, Is there any version of me you would ever acknowledge? Any scenario where you’d look at me and actually see me?"
Vox decides to communicate with Alastor. Which goes bad at the beginning, but it helps Alastor realize something. He does care about Vox, but unfortunately not in the way Vox wants it. So, he wants to settle all this down.
This fic has a lot of acceptance and emotion in it. In the first chapter, there is a set up to both their perspectives and feelings. And in the following chapters, there is the actual smut.
(Also I squeezed some quick sketches in that I drew while thinking about this fic ^^)
Not a cute story. It is quite melancholic. But I do believe that I captured their perspectives realistically. Have fun!