Purplesnot
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Sebastian Sallow’s Guide on How Not to Fall in Love (and Fail Miserably) by Purplesnot
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2024
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A continuation of my series on Sebastian Sallow and a Female Protagonist from Hogwarts Legacy, Evelyn Kingston.
When Sebastian Sallow offers to help the new fifth-year get into a bit of trouble, he anticipated breaking into the Library, not making out in the corridor to avoid detention. Now, Sebastian has found himself with more friends than he wants, a troll-hunting maniac who won't leave him alone, and a possible chance to save his sister, Ann, once and for all.
An AU of the game where Sebastian falls hard and fast from the moment he gets his ass handed to him in that duel. Read Part 1 & 2 of the series for the Library make-out.
Featuring: Sebastian angst, domestic fluff at Hogwarts, teenagers getting into trouble and dueling as a questionable form of foreplay.
Alternative Title: Sebastian Just Needs a Hug
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How Sebastian Sallow Realized He May Be An Idiot by Purplesnot
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2023
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A sequel to "How Not to Get Caught By a Prefect."
After Sebastian and Evelyn's midnight adventure to the Restricted Section, Sebastian must deal with the aftermath.
Featuring: Slytherin's being cool and taking care of each other, Sebastian collecting friends and refusing to admit they are friends, Ominis being a lovable jerk, many innuendos, and Sebastian being an absolute idiot in love.
Sebastian Sallow / Female Protagonist
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How Not To Get Caught By A Prefect by Purplesnot
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2023
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A slight AU of the quest with Sebastian Sallow to break into the library.
When Sebastian and his newfound companion almost get caught breaking into the Library, desperate times call for desperate measures (aka, the classic make-out to avoid getting caught on the mission trope).
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Lizzie and the Beast by Purplesnot
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
05 Jan 2023
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A Beauty and the Beast inspired take on Pride and Prejudice. Lydia's elopement sets off a chain of events which ultimately reveal Mr. Darcy's rather beastly nature is just that -- Beastly.
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- Part 3 of The Pursuit for Happiness
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Midnight Escapades by Purplesnot
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice (2005)
12 Feb 2022
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A continuation of the Pursuit of Happiness Series.
A scene set shortly after the engagement, where Lizzie and Darcy are both dumb idiots (almost) in love who still have a few feelings to work through. Tooth-rotting fluff.
Inspired by a tiktok that said Darcy is a simp, and because I love slow burn so Lizzie is *almost* in love but not quite.
Excerpt:
For a moment, she thinks she must be dreaming, and then ––
“Elizabeth,” her name whispered so quietly she nearly thinks she imagined it.
Her mouth drops open in silent shock. Another beat passes.
He’s still there.
Elizabeth throws herself back from the window, landing heavily on the cold wooden floor. Mr. Darcy. In her back garden. Unannounced. At night. In her garden!
She wraps her arms around herself in surprise, before starting again at the realization that she was only wearing a shift. “Oh my ––”
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- Part 2 of The Pursuit for Happiness
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Sebastian Sallow's Guide on How To Not Fall in Love (and Fail Miserably) by Purplesnot
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
16 Oct 2024
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The Pursuit for Happiness by Purplesnot
Fandom: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
05 Jan 2023
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Thanks very much to Cabiria and Justblue for betaing!
The majority of this was written while Firefly was still airing, well before the movie was even thought of and before the unaired episodes were released in any form. Therefore, some things won't quite fit with canon.
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27 Jan 2025
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Love was the Law by ruinthatboy
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
09 Mar 2025
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“This is wrong,” Jayce rasped, his voice strained with torment, so unlike the Jayce that had left mere hours ago to dance and drink and make merry and maybe even make love to the beautiful Mel Medarda. “This is too far back, I shouldn’t be here—”
This Jayce was like a wild animal, bearded and shaggy, furious and heartbroken.
The huge weapon thudded to the floor once again, and Viktor finally dared to speak.
“Jayce, is that… you?”
Stewing in his loneliness, research assistant Viktor witnesses an Anomaly take place in the laboratory he shares with Jayce Talis, potentially altering life as they know it (or might never come to know).
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- 2/2
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09 Dec 2024
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Lizzie makes sympathetic noises and plies her with tissues, and Taggie holds them to her face one-handed and apologizes over and over again, mortified to be such trouble and then to be sobbing all over James’ car besides, while Lizzie assures her over and over, harried as she tries to navigate them to the hospital, that it’s no trouble at all, that this is what friends are for, that of course Taggie doesn’t have to be sorry for getting hit by a car.
“Only a little bit hit by a car,” Taggie interjects wetly.
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07 Dec 2024
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Eliot Waugh is a pirate king, looking for a doctor to serve on his ship.
Quentin Coldwater is a doctor, although he's more of a naturalist than a surgeon. He's about to be offered a new job.
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- Part 1 of Saltwater
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06 Dec 2024
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Rorschach vs truth serum
Bookmarked by Purplesnot
04 Dec 2024