PutThemInTheBlender



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    Aelwyn pointed her fork at her and scrunched her nose. “The Seacaster boy? Really, Adaine, I can’t imagine you tumbling around with those martial classes,” she said in a tone that said she absolutely could imagine Adaine in that situation. “I really don’t understand how you can be so entertained by him. He’s dreadfully obtuse.”

    Adaine clenched her hand into a fist and debated how long she would be grounded for if she stabbed her sister. “He’s––” Kind, wonderful, brave, awesome. Arianwen leveled a heavy look at her. This was a test, then. “Useful. Nicer than you anyway. We study together.”

    The jab meant nothing, no one in her family had ever been nice, as far as Adaine knew. But Mother’s lip twitched, not into a smile, never a smile for Adaine, but pleased enough for Adaine to know she passed.

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    or. Hallariel Seacaster invites the only other Fallinese family in Elmville for Saturday afternoon tea. This changes everything.

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    09 Apr 2025

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    UGHHHHGHAHASUAVSJDBXJDBCN IM GOING ACTIVLEY INSANE. YOU DOTN UNDERSTAND. ACTUVLEY INSANE. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT. ITS JUST LIKE. PAIN. You know when your in the mood for some suicidal Tony Stark fics and you have to go search through a fuck ton of fics to try and find the pressure on your chest, lungs, head, heart that your looking for? That’s this fic I just KANSKDJDID FUCKING KILL ME NOW IM SO NOT OKAY HAVE YOU SEEN THEM I’m gojng to kill mysf gang Jesus fuck

    anyway. Chapter 15! Authors hoping to update about every month

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    "Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any beast have a quarrel against any: as The Lamb forgave you, so also do ye."

     

    Preparations for the Lamb's marriage to Narinder are complicated when the Lamb is tasked with saving the Bishops from eternal torment.

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    22 Jul 2025

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    52! This is the one with a Nari who’s a system, Narinder and The One Who Waits being seperate personalities. The Red Crown might be cursed to drive the wearer to madness!!! Shamura is BACK ALIVE!!! And confused an disoriented, often hallucinating their family in their little kid forms. We went and talked to Midas, and he nearly killed the lamb and turned the tips of their fingers gold.

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    “Entrust your fate to the hands of God and He will deliver you from evil,” they say. “ You only need to have faith.”
    No.
    Not in here.
    Not in this place.
    This is where fate and faith come to die.

     

    1804. The young guard Javert finds himself tried and convicted for a crime he didn't commit - and the red string of fate tying him to Jean Valjean becomes a chain.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    OUGHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
    Your at 5!

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    Narinder is used to the Lamb and their strange quirks. He is used to watching the Lamb do chores, gamble away their money in Knucklebones, fish, and other inane activities. Even being unable to read the Lamb's mind, The One Who Waits is confident that he knows the Lamb.

    Until he realizes he doesn't.

    In which the Lamb trusts Narinder (for whatever reason), the Crown apparently is a matchmaker, and Narinder enjoys being as contrary as possible, including acknowledging his feelings.

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    19 Jun 2024

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    30. This is literally spectacular what the fuck. Noon is a cute duck, with a capybara half sibling named Lenny. Narinder third eye keeps opening, when it does it bleeds. Both Leshy and Heket are in the cult in their mortal forms. They are searching for Kallamar. THERES A MAYBE MURDERER ON THE LOOSE! Someone’s out here indirectly killing people… Nari officially knows the lambs name (lambert) and got their full backstory (abusive parents, locked in a shed a lot of the time). Lamb and Nari are going to go out into Anura to try to find Hekets throat. The mystic seller and the fox have engaged in a wager on the outcome of the prophecy. WE HAVE KALLAMAR. I REPEAT, WE HAVE KALLAMAR. There are 3 fates, and the middle one is a bee. She’s the one that’s been sending Nari visions. AYM AND BAAL HAVE GONE TO LIVE WITH FORNEUS AND IM SO SAD. NARI DIDNT EVEN GET TO HUG THEM. Hekets about to talk to the lamb about something!! (Who knows what lol) SO IT TURNS OUT NARINDER KILLED HORUS WHO IS BASICALLY THE GOOD TO THE EVIL OF ABYSS AND OMFG THIS SHITS CRAZY. Leshy APOLOGIZED AND THEY ARE ON GOOD (?) TERMS NOW HOLY SHIT. Tyan swore on the dates that she’d never lie or intentionally cause harm to Nari, and Jalala is NOT NARIS POISONER!! Looking like it might be Kimar. Again. This fucking deer thing.

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    Kaz Rietveld was placed into foster care with his brother Jordie at age nine, but the family he was given to was a farce. After suffering Jordie’s death and his imprisonment and depraved abuse for seven years, he is rescued and placed into the Fahey home at the request of his new social worker Nadia. Terrified of who he views as his new captors and abusers, Kaz must learn what it’s like to live life without danger around every corner while Colm navigates how best to help his poor charge who has been to Hell and back. At the same time, the Crows help Kaz while going through their own struggles together as they all, Colm included, find joy and fulfillment in their lives together.

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    13 Jul 2024

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    Chapter 94! (HOLY SHIT ITS PASSED 90 NOW)