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    When it's not just Max Jägerman who falls at the old Waylon place, he's given a chance to redeem himself and heal (physically and mentally) with the "Nerdy Prudes".

    Snippets of life between the incident at the Waylon place and university, from any number of perspectives.

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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Gorthalax pats Jawbone on the shoulder. “Welcome to the club.”

    “Thanks.” Jawbone looks around the circle and considers his next question about as carefully as he can before he asks it. “What do you all, like, do here?”

    There’s a moment where they all seem to wonder at it themselves, looking at each other with confused expressions. Then Gorbag shrugs, fingers still plucking at his guitar.

    “Oh, we just kind of hang out, I guess,” he offers.

    (The dads make a support group. It goes well.)

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    05 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    adaine fails the con save at the black pit; canon divergence ensues.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    "Which means you," Dr. Choi turns to the other woman, "are my two o'clock appointment. Ryu Rumi?"

    "Yes," she says, standing up and extending her hand for a handshake. She has a diplomatic smile on her face, charming and practiced to perfection. Mira can hardly imagine what it's like to be on the receiving end of it.

    Dr. Choi, however, is apparently immune. She puts one hand on her waist and looks up at Rumi with a glare. She holds Rumi's client file up with her other.

    "Rumi-nim, respectfully, this is the worst intake form I've ever seen in my life. "

    Mira holds back a snicker.

    Or what if Rumi was werewolf but also was a college professor, and what if Zoey was a vet, and what if Mira had 5 cats and one had IBS too, and they were in a romantic comedy what then

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    12 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    Celine finally breaks her silence. "You liked them so much because they're the same color as your hair."

    "Did we use to have them in the garden?"

    "Yes," Celine hums. "I planted them for the same reason."

    "I see," Rumi's eyes linger on the picture for a little bit longer before she turns to Celine. "I wish you told me that."

    To her surprise, Celine actually relents and says: "Likewise."

    OR: The many ways Celine put Rumi first, for better or for worse, and the one time (through Zoey and Mira's love) Rumi doesn't let her.

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    23 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    from the prompt: nail

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    ‘Zoey, can I talk to you for a minute?’

    Rumi’s tone freezes her in place. It’s gentle but cautious and peeking at her face—her expression hesitant, if not worried—confirms Zoey’s fears; whatever Rumi wants to talk about, Zoey isn’t going to like it.

    ‘Sure! Absolutely! I’m kinda in the middle of something—do you wanna talk about it now or later? Later is probably better for me,’ she muses with a wide grin that hopefully hides the way her heart feels like Rumi has thrown it onto a roller coaster without any of the safety checks or bumpers. Everything is climbing, climbing. Zoey is definitely not sweating. ‘Oh, later is actually - it might have to be, like, later later because I promised Mira that we would go on a shop run—’

    ‘No, you didn’t.’ Mira doesn’t even bother to look up from her phone when she commits her foul treachery. ‘When I asked you to come, you said you’d—and I quote—vivisect me if I made you leave the house today.’

    Fucking snitch.

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    16 Dec 2025