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Gaara never planned to fall in love.
Not with a stray kitten in the rain. And definitely not with his loud new secretary who insists on spoiling her.
But somehow, between cat fur, chaos, and purrs, life stopped being so lonely.
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- Part 3 of GaaNaru stories
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Naruto hates paperwork and don't want to do it.
Sasuke hates that Naruto hates paperwork and doesn't want to do it, so he tries to bribe him the best way he knows.
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- Part 2 of Kink Office
- Part 1 of SNS
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"You can see me?"
Uzumaki Naruto didn't know this question will change his life. All he wanted was to ask Sasuke on a date, damn it!
Or a story where Gaara is a half naked ghost an helps Naruto to go in Sasuke's pants.
And Naruto a pervert who doesn't like to acknowledge it.
(I'm revisiting what I already wrote!)
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- Part 1 of GaaNaru stories
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What remains After the Ashes by Lycka (Radio_Static_Bitch)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 Jan 2026
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Naruto hides his love for Gaara behind a marriage built on denial, while Sasuke buries his own longing beneath vows he never wanted to make.
Bound by choices they regret, both men dream of the lives they never had—until the weight of their decisions threatens to crush them entirely.
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- Part 1 of Omegaverse AU
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Cocktails under the Cosmic Eye by Lycka (Radio_Static_Bitch)
Fandoms: Solar Opposites (Cartoon), Look Outside (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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The world is falling apart, humans are mutating, and Gooblers are multiplying under a cosmic eye—but Terry’s too busy lounging with a cocktail, flirting with the Visitor, and teasing Korvo to care.
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Two Vampires, One Hunter, and a Half-Dug Grave by Lycka (Radio_Static_Bitch) for Taka Shira (Shira_Taka)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Oct 2025
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All Sasuke wanted, was a quiet, restful Halloween night.
What he got instead was blood, shovels, two ridiculously attractive boyfriends, and a whole lot of “it’s not my fault!”.
Somewhere in the forest, common sense went missing.
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- Part 5 of Naruto and Sasuke and Gaara sitting in the tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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First times for Sasuke in his relationship with Naruto and Gaara.
Or how Naruto made Sasuke and Gaara fall in love and he's the happiest man on earth.
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It's the last day of high school.
A chapter is closing, but Sasuke wished he could stay with Naruto.
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- Part 4 of Happy Accidents
- Part 6 of SNS
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Sasuke wakes up with Naruto in his arms.
It doesn't end like he thinks it would.
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- Part 3 of Happy Accidents
- Part 5 of SNS
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This is their seven-year anniversary.
And Sasuke is late.
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- Part 2 of Happy Accidents
- Part 4 of SNS
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After a rough break up, two lonely poor souls meet in a bar.
After a few drinks, they decide to go home together, but nothing goes according to plan.
Falling in love really isn't the plan at all.
[currently rewritting it because I love the whole idea but don't like the execution anymore]
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- Part 2 of GaaNaru stories
- Part 1 of Happy Accidents
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"You will stay here.”
“I'll find a way to leave. "
You know I always will.
*AU where The Master isn't shot by Lucy and is locked up in the Doctor's Tardis*
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Naruto, Sasuke and Gaara finally have their holiday together, to relax, teasing and loving each other.
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What you make me wanna do by Lycka (Radio_Static_Bitch)
Fandoms: Avatar: Legend of Korra
20 Sep 2020
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Korra loves looking at Asami while she is working. Asami doesn't know what she makes her feel and whate she makes her want to do...
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Naruto can't help, but feel guilty about his behaviour during the party.
Especially when you're working with the guy you kissed while drunk.
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- Part 3 of SNS
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What happened during quarantine for the protagonits of Time to Heal?
A crying baby, a couple that fuck like rabbits and Naruto cooking.
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Sasuke hates parties, but goes to this one because of Naruto.
Naruto can't hold his liquor, and does some stupid things.
Some ass groping at some point.
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- Part 2 of SNS
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Sasuke and Gaara had some fun at home.
Naruto sees them.
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Naruto is tired.
Sasuke is grumpy and a great cook.
Gaara finds them both funny.
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The Sand siblings go to Naruto and Sasuke's wedding.
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- Part 7 of I'm going to hell and I don't care