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Back in the eighties five werewolves were making the most of the American stock trade. Unfortunately on again off again drug addictions and poor financial choices would lose them nearly everything. Now nearly 40 years later they are all practically broke, all living in the same apartment in Miami in the shambles of what was once their posh lifestyle. Their main goal these days? Getting some more cocaine.
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“This ain’t another powdered sugar situation is it.” Ferlyannickson says squinting over the top of their old green couch.“No.” Dave huffs. “It’s a ‘powdered sugar’ situation.”
“Well fuck,” said Ken. Prying the Mcdonald’s straw from last week’s takeout, his nails extended like claws as he used it to cut it down to just the appropriate length for their purposes. “Cut that shit up and let’s fucking party!”
“I said I found it. I didn’t say i got it.”
“I hate when you say shit like that.” Ricardo groans from where he’s wedged under the coffee table.
“Getting us all half cocked and then blueballing us like that?” Ken said. “I should kick your ass right here right now.”
“I’d pay to see that fight if I hadn’t already seen that awful performance from last night” Ferlyannickson said.
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Once upon a time there was boy named Pinocchio and he lived happily ever after.
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Being in a video makes Deceit a bit more real than he's used to. It's a learning curve.
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Turns out Tim and Damian have something in common.
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Jaime is too tired to make himself food, so Scarab does it for him. A sleepy boy + a focused bug = unintended consequences.
"My apologies..." Khaji Da grit his teeth after speaking through his host's mouth. He did not sound exactly like Jaime Reyes, but he was close enough that it felt unpleasant against his sensors. A cheap Imitation.
My apologies, Jaime Reyes he tried again. This was not my intention. There was no response other than a small increase in heart rate.
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set all your mind upon the steep ascent by sophronist
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Jul 2023
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In which Maul, aged 9, decides he really doesn't like living with Master Sidious, actually, and would like to go far, far away from him please. And who better to aggressively parent a traumatized, feral wildcat of a child than someone who has already done that, twice? Enter: Jaster Mereel, Mand'alor, Father, and In Over His Head.
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Maxwell has somewhat of a secret life, as evidenced by the bloody bruises on his knuckles and the not so bloody bruises on his neck.
One day, Wealwell comes a bit too close.
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21 Sep 2025
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Maxwell blinks and his eyes sting. He feels like a boy again, asking for his big brother to give him shelter from one of their many brother's annoyances. Because, as unique as Wealwell was, he was never mean. Never cruel.
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21 Sep 2025
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Smells Like Middle-Aged Spirit by JustAnotherWanderingOne
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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“Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
Everyone else is just along for the ride.Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.
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01 Aug 2025
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another moment of perfect syzygy (or… something sorta like that) by geicogecko
Fandoms: The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee - Finn/Sheinkin/Reiss
26 Jul 2024
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Leaf Coneybear is smart. He's smart, he's smart, he's SMART, and that's so incredibly, very, absolutely exciting.
Sure, he didn't win the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee or anything, but he hadn't really expected to, and neither had his family. On the car ride over his dad had even prepped him on how to congratulate the in-ev-itable winner so he didn't look like a sore loser. And Leaf really, really, really means to. Honest.
It's just that... he can't really shove his way through the crowd to get to William Barfée-accent-aigu and actually say congratulations. Which is fine. He can just congratulate second place.
Or... he could, if Olive Ostrovsky wasn't standing right next to impossible-to-get-to-William-Barfée-accent-aigu.
Luckily, Leaf was smart enough to come in fifth. Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre it is.
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19 Jul 2025