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    When a human head of state publicly insults the ancient Vampire King, the price of peace is a political union. Shane Hollander, high school teacher and assistant hockey coach, is one of the only humans in the world with a rare bloodline. He’s given an impossible choice: become a Tribute Consort to vampire Crown Prince Ilya, or watch the human race burn.

    Their union is meant to be a symbolic gesture to prevent war. Shane tells himself he can survive the vampire court's deadly politics, the centuries-old intrigue, and the weight of being a living apology for his species' mistakes.

    What he doesn't expect is the way Ilya looks at him when no one else is watching.

    When a secret society abducts Shane to drain and auction his rare blood to the highest bidder, the carefully constructed facade shatters. The vampire Crown Prince the world fears isn't cold at all, he's been holding something far more dangerous in check. And what Ilya is willing to destroy to reclaim his Consort will reshape the balance of power between their worlds.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    “How many times do I have to tell you I don’t fuck humans?” Shane asked.

    “Until I listen, probably,” Ilya answered.

    “Is that going to be many more, or…?”

    Shane trailed off and Ilya didn’t answer right away, just let his eyes slide slowly up the other man and enjoyed the view. When he was finished, Shane was watching, waiting, narrowed eyes black in the darkness.

    “Is probably going to be a whole lot of times,” he finally said. “Do you want to start now, or are you going to come flirt with me again tomorrow?”

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    The one where Shane is a vampire, Ilya's a bartender, it's wintertime in New York City, and someone's on a murder spree.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    “I’ll be good, Hanbin, I promise.”
    “Ah—” Hanbin’s ears were slowly and steadily turning red again. “Thanks, um, Zhang Hao. And it goes both ways, you know. I’ll be good for you, too.”
    Zhang Hao had never heard anyone say that before. That they would give to him what he gave them. With his previous owner, who had generally been pleasant, there was always the unspoken default undergirding their dynamic: while she wasn’t a traditional owner, and she cared for him and he for her, they would never be equals.
    Maybe, with Hanbin, they could be.

    Zhang Hao is a sumxu, a supposedly extinct Chinese cat hybrid, who’s always felt that his life—lonely and sheltered sure—was a decent one, even if he is the last of his kind to still exist. When Hanbin adopts him from the shelter where he’s been dumped, Zhang Hao dares to want for the first time: it changes everything.

    or: hybrid!hao and human!hanbin fall in love and navigate differences that may very well tear them apart; or maybe, just maybe, it turns out they aren't so insurmountable after all

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Can you fall in love with the same person twice??
    A masquerade ball leaves sparks flying between two strangers before fate decides to intervene. When Teetee and Por are paired together for a semester long startup project, what begins as coincidence slowly turns into something neither of them can ignore.
    The only question is.. will Por recognize the stranger he's been searching for all along?

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “So you think we’ve been put here as a punishment?”

    “It’s worse. I think it’s an experiment. And we’re the test subjects.”

     

    Nine boys have all woken simultaneously in an abandoned school, with no recollection of having got there. Their only mission is to escape, alive - but they're not alone.

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    10 Mar 2026