9 Works by RandomVirgoWrites
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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served In Chaotic Neutrality by RandomVirgoWrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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Hermione was stuck in what felt like a never-ending loop of Ministry puppeteering, being forced to events and paraded on stage as the symbolic Golden Girl. Life after the war was nothing like she pictured, and now she had retreated so far into herself that she didn’t know how to pull the old Hermione back out—or if she even wanted to. That is, until Draco Malfoy offered his assistance.
Follow along for petty vengeance schemes, screaming in cars with wizards, regaining control of life, and having a little fun doing it as Hermione shifts from a Lawful Good to a Chaotic Neutral with her accomplice, Draco fucking Malfoy.
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Ginny giggled like a fiend as she iced a large cock onto a gingerbread man through the thick tip of a pastry bag.
“Ginevra!” Hermione shrieked from across the counter.
“What? Gingerbread Man Malfoy needed to be anatomically correct."OR
Ginny animates a gingerbread man version of Draco for Hermione's pleasure.
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Hermione and Draco are locked in a lab by Death Eaters and tasked to create a weapon of mass control. Hermione has other plans.
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Threads of War: An Epistolary by RandomVirgoWrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jan 2025
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An epistolary romance between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy as opposing time-turner agents in the second wizarding war.
Inspired by This Is How You Lose The Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone
Cover art by @carrottales_
Check out the podfic for this fic by karma_cookie!
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Harry’s eyes swung up in surprise, and when they landed on Hermione, he swiftly looked away to Draco. “Another opinion? On the linge—” his voice cracked, reaching a soprano pitch, and he cleared it, “on the lingerie?”“Yes, she’s tried on so many now it’s hard to choose. What do you think of this one?”
Hermione straightened, dropping her hands down to her sides and raising her chin confidently. Harry looked like a caged animal being lured into a trap by the way he licked his lips nervously and fidgeted in his seat. But it wasn’t a trap or even a test; it was simply an opportunity.
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Hermione is trying on lingerie for a photo shoot with the help of her husband, Draco. But they have lunch plans with Harry they are going to be late for. Why not invite Harry to the lingerie shop instead? SMUT.
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Hogwarts took longer than expected to complete repairs after the final battle, which has school starting after the holidays in January. Hermione is returning for her 8th year and gets stuck with Draco Malfoy in the last train car. Smut ensues.
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To Purge and Protect (Draco's POV) by RandomVirgoWrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2024
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This is To Purge and Protect from Draco's POV; the original is from Hermione's. Although I do prefer this version and can see how much I've grown as a writer, I still recommend you read the original first for more context. I think this can technically be read on its own, but some things won't hit the same without knowing Hermione's side.
7th Year AU where Hermione goes back to Hogwarts instead of hunting for Horcruxes with Harry and Ron. As Voldemort now controls the Ministry, he forces muggle-born students to return to Hogwarts if they were previously enrolled. Why? For sport. The Purge is enacted on All Hallows' Eve, permitting all manner of crime from midnight till sunrise (with a special focus on Mudbloods).
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- Part 2 of To Purge and Protect
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Hermione and Draco get paired up for an 8th year Amortentia project and smut ensues.
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7th Year AU where Hermione goes back to Hogwarts instead of hunting for Horcruxes with Harry and Ron. As Voldemort now controls the Ministry, he requires muggle-born students to return to Hogwarts if they were previously enrolled. Why? For sport. The Purge is enacted on All Hallows' Eve, permitting all manner of crime from midnight till sunrise (with a special focus on Mudbloods). Will Hermione survive the night?Series
- Part 1 of To Purge and Protect