4 Works by RatherNot

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    Summary

    (Based on the tumblr prompt by sonatagreen about rulers growing their hair.)

    Despite their many differences, every kingdom shares at least one tradition. The hair of the king. Every king in every kingdom across the continent agrees to one thing, to cut their hair is to declare war. No one remembers when it began, but the tradition dates back hundreds of years. When a kingdom decides to fight another, their leader braids and cuts their hair, and sends it to the enemy. The longer the braid, the larger the threat. It means that someone not easily angered has decided you are worth fighting.

    If a monarch were to receive a long braid, they should prepare for a heavy war. That’s why, when Dream found himself with over 30 pounds of hair from kings, he knew he was completely and utterly fucked.

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    Or, the 5 times Tommy fucked up, and the ones time Dream did

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,915
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    334
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    5,408
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    Summary

    Everything's perfectly fine, ok? This is a story, written for a reader to enjoy. You all want to read a happy SBI family, so once they stop fighting me, that's what you can read :]

    They just need to stop fighting me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    265
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    Summary

    Tommy isn't quite sure how he got here. Scratch that, he knew how he got here, he just isn't sure why he's here.

    "Here" is running through the woods with an angry half boar chasing after him, and a crazy bird man flying over you, yelling his location to the boar every time he turns.

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    Or, Tommy grows wings and Phil decides that he has to be taken care of. Even if Tommy doesn't agree with him

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,578
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    1,965
    Bookmarks:
    263
    Hits:
    34,137
  4. Tags
    Summary

    God, I've got three WIP's and I'm posting this instead. Gods help me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    422
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    30

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