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    Gregory somehow finds his way into the Pizzaplex after his little home is destroyed. The Daycare Attendant, knowing what is best for children, promptly takes him in. Sun and Moon adopt him, because quite frankly, Gregory deserves it.

    Based off of my dad-sun-and-moon blog on Tumblr!

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    18 Jul 2024

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    “Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
    Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.

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    or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.

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    17 Aug 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Phil has crow instincts and his family deals with it.

    that's it, that's the story.

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    27 Apr 2023

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    Snake Eyes: the worst possible result; a complete lack of success

     

    "Sunshine, where did you go?"
    Tommy tightens his grip over his mouth, desperate to keep any sound from escaping.
    "I don't think he's left yet. I can't find any scent outside," one of them replies. The first lets out a frustrated sound.
    "Then where is he? Why haven't we found him?!"
    "Easy, Will. There's only so many places he could be hiding. We'll find him eventually."

     

    Tommy has been dragged into the literal snake pit. If he doesn't escape now, he never will.

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    19 Apr 2023

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    “Oh Wil,” Tommy sighed, pushing the door open fully as he stepped into the room. Wilbur didn’t react as Tommy walked over to the bed, and he didn’t react when Tommy sat down on the mattress next to him either. He blinked once, but his gaze didn’t move from that empty spot on the wall.

    Reaching out, Tommy rested a hand on Wilbur’s shoulder, and the only reaction he got was more blinking from his older brother.

    “Are you having one of your bad days?” Tommy asked.

    Wilbur didn’t respond.

    “Can you hear me?” He tried again.

    There was a single blink, and Tommy figured that was the closest thing to an answer he was going to get.

    or, Wilbur has a bad day and Tommy helps him through it.

    or or, I wanted to write about fruit and codependency.

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    22 Feb 2023