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Ain't No Crying by RatherNot
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Jan 2025
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(Based on the tumblr prompt by sonatagreen about rulers growing their hair.)
Despite their many differences, every kingdom shares at least one tradition. The hair of the king. Every king in every kingdom across the continent agrees to one thing, to cut their hair is to declare war. No one remembers when it began, but the tradition dates back hundreds of years. When a kingdom decides to fight another, their leader braids and cuts their hair, and sends it to the enemy. The longer the braid, the larger the threat. It means that someone not easily angered has decided you are worth fighting.
If a monarch were to receive a long braid, they should prepare for a heavy war. That’s why, when Dream found himself with over 30 pounds of hair from kings, he knew he was completely and utterly fucked.
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Or, the 5 times Tommy fucked up, and the ones time Dream did
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Everything's perfectly fine, ok? This is a story, written for a reader to enjoy. You all want to read a happy SBI family, so once they stop fighting me, that's what you can read :]
They just need to stop fighting me
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He's Safe (Is He Happy?) by RatherNot
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Nov 2022
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Tommy isn't quite sure how he got here. Scratch that, he knew how he got here, he just isn't sure why he's here.
"Here" is running through the woods with an angry half boar chasing after him, and a crazy bird man flying over you, yelling his location to the boar every time he turns.
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Or, Tommy grows wings and Phil decides that he has to be taken care of. Even if Tommy doesn't agree with him
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Did I Just Get Isekai'd? by RatherNot
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
16 Nov 2022
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God, I've got three WIP's and I'm posting this instead. Gods help me
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Gregory somehow finds his way into the Pizzaplex after his little home is destroyed. The Daycare Attendant, knowing what is best for children, promptly takes him in. Sun and Moon adopt him, because quite frankly, Gregory deserves it.
Based off of my dad-sun-and-moon blog on Tumblr!
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18 Jul 2024
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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17 Aug 2023
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Phil has crow instincts and his family deals with it.
that's it, that's the story.
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27 Apr 2023
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Snake Eyes: the worst possible result; a complete lack of success
"Sunshine, where did you go?"
Tommy tightens his grip over his mouth, desperate to keep any sound from escaping.
"I don't think he's left yet. I can't find any scent outside," one of them replies. The first lets out a frustrated sound.
"Then where is he? Why haven't we found him?!"
"Easy, Will. There's only so many places he could be hiding. We'll find him eventually."Tommy has been dragged into the literal snake pit. If he doesn't escape now, he never will.
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19 Apr 2023
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rotting fruit by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
14 Mar 2022
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“Oh Wil,” Tommy sighed, pushing the door open fully as he stepped into the room. Wilbur didn’t react as Tommy walked over to the bed, and he didn’t react when Tommy sat down on the mattress next to him either. He blinked once, but his gaze didn’t move from that empty spot on the wall.
Reaching out, Tommy rested a hand on Wilbur’s shoulder, and the only reaction he got was more blinking from his older brother.
“Are you having one of your bad days?” Tommy asked.
Wilbur didn’t respond.
“Can you hear me?” He tried again.
There was a single blink, and Tommy figured that was the closest thing to an answer he was going to get.
or, Wilbur has a bad day and Tommy helps him through it.
or or, I wanted to write about fruit and codependency.
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22 Feb 2023