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    When you are a celebrity, do people talk about you in awkward ways? Yes.

    When you are a superhero, do you have a secret identity? Yes.

    When you are a superhero with a secret identity of celebrity that no one knows, is there a possibility that the celebrity secret identity will be used to play FMK? You bet.

    Does Batman aka Bruce Wayne (but know one knows this at the moment) regret everything? Yes, yes he does.

    Heavily inspired by tumblr post. I do not own any direct quotes from the post.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    太好玩了我必须要收藏

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    Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.

    They say bastard.

    And for once, they’re actually right.

    (Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    大家都来当蝙蝠老爸的亲生孩子

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    14 Mar 2026

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    红头罩上位当蝙蝠侠桀桀桀

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    Because I don't have an NSFW account where I can share this, then I'll post my art here instead. I will upload more once inspiration strikes again.

    Enjoy!

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Cb米格尔,太色了

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    When Tony Stark started mentoring Spiderman and Danny Phantom and supplying them with tech, he did not imagine that they would use that tech to make ridiculous internet videos based on old Disney cartoons.

    And he especially did not imagine that they would somehow corrupt Thor to their nefarious teenaged-delinquent ways.

    Why did he give up drinking again? Because he clearly needs to un-give-up drinking.

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    10 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    非常有趣的脑洞!丹尼的病毒大战搞笑又可爱