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A Modest Proposal by MatsuTrash
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Feb 2024
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You impulsively made a deal with Rosie and now it’s time to pay your dues. Afab reader, cannibalism but make it questionably pleasurable.
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“Deals a done deal, I’m getting my dinner either way, but I could make it…more enjoyable for you.” You looked down and saw her grinning up at you. She had yet to move an inch, waiting for your response, trying her best to hide the fact she was salivating slightly at the corners.
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29 Mar 2026
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The doors to Rosie’s Emporium open with the sound of a bell. It’s quite empty today. Not many Sinners stalk the halls of her shop. Rosie’s head snaps when she hears the bell, smile widening when she spots you with Alastor.
You take a step forward, and present the flowers to her with a small bow. “For you, Miss Rosie,” you say. “How I have absolutely missed you!”
Rosie snatches you into a hug, pulling you flush against her into the tightest of hugs. There’s a sly smile on Rosie as she turns her eyes towards him and hugs you tighter.
Alastor’s eye twitch
“Where has Alastor been keeping you cooped up?” Rosie pats the top of your feathers, stroking them gently. With each pat, you snuggle deeper into her hold. “You hear that Alastor? She missed me!”
TLDR: Why is Alastor competing with his wife for his best friend’s affection? Actually, why is he competing with his wife. What’s even weirder is that…it seems Alastor will also have to compete with his best friend for his wife’s affection. + a fluffy lazy morning because I say so.
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- Part 2 of The Competitors
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27 Sep 2025
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Alastor was disgusted, really.
Sure, he’s killed multiple people– mercilessly too– but at least he didn’t eat them.
He stared, opened mouthed, at the person in front of him. He had a sort of look of fascinated horror as he observed the person, staring straight at him, using a hunter’s knife to slowly and carefully carve away a few chunks of human flesh.
He tried desperately to ignore the way he was, alarmingly, curious about how the flesh tasted.
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Or in other words:
Alastor encounters a cannibal in New Orleans.
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27 Sep 2025
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'You're never alone in hell', or so the saying goes. It's certainly been the case for you as the third resident of the rather shaky Hazbin Hotel. Though colorful, explosive personalities make for bedlam every day, you can't help but feel at home with these peculiar personalities. One in particular has caught your eye, and it's been a while since you've had to work for someone's attraction. Thankfully, you've long since learned that the way to a serpent's heart is through his inventions. Now you just have to figure out the way into his bedroom.
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- Part 1 of Boiler-Room Temperature
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07 Sep 2025
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"Have a...sex with me..?"|| Sir Pentious/Reader by Schlackin
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
07 Feb 2024
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Sir Pentious works up the courage to invite you to the sex rooms.
[Giggled at the title]
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07 Sep 2025