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Lucifer suddenly scooped you up bridal-style with a theatrical spin, your legs dangling over his arm as his wings fluttered excitedly - his cane appearing with a flick of his wrist to tap against the floor dramatically.
“Now then! As much as I adore debauchery in hallways-” he whispered, leaning close enough for his breath to ghost over your kiss-swollen lips “shall we relocate to somewhere with… fewer potential interruptions? My tower has excellent soundproofing.”
Or Lucifer meets his soulmate at his daughter's hotel.
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08 Jul 2026
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Maybe next time you work around Monsters, you should check the ingredients in your perfume oil first.
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30 May 2026
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Kneel to the Crown (Stand in the Sun) by eerie_enchantress
Fandoms: Kingdom Of Marionettes (Visual Novel)
12 May 2026
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"Her Majesty may do anything she desires to me." He says it softly, quietly, and he doesn't sound unaffected at all. He sounds wrecked already, just from that, and you are going to combust on the spot.
"…Can I kiss you?"
He beams.
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Or, a retelling in which the main character is just as normal about Jestyn (and everything, really) as he is. You know I had to do it to 'em.
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17 Apr 2026
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Unexpected Pantomimes for Your Entertainment by bag_of_nyx
Fandoms: The Freak Circus (Visual Novel), Kingdom Of Marionettes (Visual Novel)
05 Jul 2026
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You had to move sooner than expected. While you missed the café you worked at, the friends you made, and the circus performers that made your heart sing, your family needed you… or so you thought. Now in debt and working a job you had to experience to believe, you’ve had a lot on your mind. There also happens to be two jesters with you on theirs. Your noble court jester has been able to visit you for the past week without interruption, but when previous actors return to the stage, there is bound to be chaos.
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15 Mar 2026
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It's said that every little girl from the tender age of ten when they first receive their soulmate tattoo can't wait to meet their soulmate, the one perfect person destined for them. The only problem is, you weren't every little girl, and you didn't receive just any ordinary soulmate tattoo. From the age of ten you'd had to stare at the words "GET OUT OF MY WAY ALREADY YOU FREAKING NOBODY!", and know that's exactly what your soulmate would think the first time they ever laid eyes on you. That you were just some nobody, and from that moment on you no longer had the desire to meet this soulmate who apparently thought so little of you upon first glance.
But then you do meet him, and he changes everything.
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