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    Summary

    Vortex teaches Drag Strip some new tricks.

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    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    26
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    136
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    Good old shameless smut drabble. Vortex and Drag Strip fuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    25
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    1
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    201
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    Summary

    Redshift has a thing for losers. Sixshot is cartoonishly depressed. It works out.

    Language:
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    Words:
    419
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    26
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    1
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    156
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    Summary

    Drag Strip and Vortex are fucking. Naturally this is a challenge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    127
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    "It's not complicated," Drag Strip had said, years ago now. "Being satisfied is for losers who are happy on the bottom. You ever look at Megatron and think he's happy with what he's got?"

    The Decepticon succession schema is an interesting one. And it's not like Motormaster didn't earn his deposition.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    151
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    Summary

    Water flows downhill. So does blame.

    Motormaster meters out responsibility the same way one of those fancy serving cups meters out wine - through himself to everyone else under his command.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,273
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    263
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    Summary

    Drag Strip doesn't like to win, he hates to lose. There's a difference.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    133
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    Summary

    Motormaster, damn him, has decided that team orgies are the newest face of team-building exercises (not helped by Onslaught suggesting it to him). Breakdown isn't fond of this, and he asks Wildrider for help. Specifically, he asks Wildrider to play distraction so he can run away.

    Wildrider is great at distractions. He can do that. First he needs a fuck ton of snakes, though.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    439
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    Summary

    Fuckin' Drag Strip took Wildrider's favorite dildo and then the asshole went and broke it. So now Wildrider's out and he's looking for some other thing to use instead. Then he gets pulled over by the cops.

    Well, a human is - roughly - cylindrical, isn't it? This might work.

    Language:
    English
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    2,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,075
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    Summary

    It’s kind of just how it is. All laws of life and nature dictate that, eventually, if you’re in enough places at enough times, you’re bound to see something fucking weird.
    But you just weren’t expecting this.

    You, a human, are out for a walk. You are unprepared for any unusualness to happen, but most certainly not for the most fucked up car you've ever seen in your life to be in between you and where you're going.

    Wildrider's just having a bit of fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,037
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    246
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    Summary

    Someone sics Vortex on Motormaster. Vortex enjoys every moment of it. But Motormaster isn't going to take that lying down... as soon as he gets out of this stupid bondage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,528
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    506
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    Summary

    It was all Brawl's fault. Him and Vortex. But mostly Brawl.

    (And Drag Strip's, a little, maybe. For not asking what the hell Brawl was talking about. But how was he supposed to know that Vortex had a mouth?)

    Or: Drag Strip wildly misunderstands what "fucking someone's face" means, and ropes the other Stunticons into helping him prove he can get his face fucked without being a whole wimp about it.

    Because, hey, everyone does it. So it's weird that they'd be so uncomfortable with the idea of cutting a hole in his face and spiking it. Drag Strip is gonna beat them, obviously. He's not weird. If anyone does it, so can he. Obviously. Obviously.

    Podfic now available here!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,741
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    531
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    Summary

    Mirage and Noah are fooling around in the garage when Noah just- freaks out. Damn. At least Mirage is cool about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,341
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    Summary

    Art for Fic #39 - Greetings, Neighbor :3

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    6
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    16
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    Art for Fic #1 - Third Parties Don’t Exist :3

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    12
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    Summary

    "Why," Motormaster managed, "are there rocks in your valve?"

    "Uh, I ran out of space to keep them in."

    "What do you-- so you put them in your valve?"

    "I mean," Wildrider said, "it worked?"

    Wildrider has an unorthodox solution to his lack of adequate pockets. After all, why waste a perfectly good potential container just because it's wet inside and a little more sensitive than the rest of him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,947
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    567
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    Summary

    Drag Strip is in a race against the clock... and his teammates. A race with a very special reward...

    Very lighthearted, I just don't want to give the joke away. Double drabble.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
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    Summary

    Dead End stared up at the sky and tried to muster up any sense of interest or motivation to no avail. It wasn't as though he hadn't tried. And it also wasn't like he had no, no, no... aesthetic respect, or something, for the planet they were deployed upon. But the clouds drifting across the view of the stars didn't make Dead End want to do anything other than lay flat on the ground with his optics turned down in the freezing fog and wait for the ice and the cold to claim him in one long frozen moment. And it would be so easy, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    78
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    Summary

    Hook is fine with giving other Decepticons fake breasts. He doesn't care that much. If everyone thinks it's so cool, then that's their business. He's not really involved, and they're not interested in invoving him beyond having him make simple cosmetic upgrades to their frames. THat's fine.

    He's not really sure what the hell is up with Motormaster, though. Given Motormaster is an idiot, and also won't explain what the fuck he's talking about.

    Motormaster has been on a very interesting forum full of very interesting men. And this whole thing with the fake boobs is really interesting, especially given how they talk about it. He's the most masculine Decepticon ever, right? Surely that means he needs this "top surgery" thing? And besides, the scars look cool.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    302
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    Summary

    Overlord and Tarantulas understand each other, in a way no one else seems to do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Hits:
    348

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