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After Natlan, Lumine and Paimon return to Fontaine for a well-deserved vacation. There, they meet a researcher from the Fontaine Research Institute and a representative from Yae Publishing House who have an odd commission for Lumine: they want her to take part in a study. In the study, they pair up volunteers in a dark room and examine how the volunteers' bodies react to each other on a physical level - which more often than not means sex. Fontaine Research Institute are testing out their new device for heartbeat data collection and Yae Publishing House, well, they want interview data from the anonymous participants to use as material for a new possible smutty bestseller. Lumine decides to take part in the study and sneaks behind Paimon's back to Hotel Debord, where she is about to have the time of her life in dark rooms, with familiar bodies but no way of knowing that...
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it's not murder, it's research and waste disposal by mangotangerine
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 May 2026
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Vox relocates from New Orleans and finds himself a new home, new hunting grounds, and most importantly: Alastor, the biggest crush of his life. Unfortunately, the man fucking hates him. His attempts to turn Alastor’s simmering hatred to begrudging affection fail entirely, until a nighttime middle-of-the-swamp meet-weird (and some erotic knifeplay) over a corpse.
Follow two serial killers figuring out what kind of life they can build together. They meet each other's families, navigate the question of how Vox has evaded consequences for so long, and settle into something real. Underneath the domesticity, Alastor carries a 20-year-old score to settle, and when he finally gets the info he's been waiting for, he drags Vox into it with him.
A story of revenge, family drama, a soul-binding, uncovering each other’s closely-held pasts, through the slow and painful work of two people learning to be known, and eventually toward the question neither of them thought they'd answer: what does a future look like for people who never planned to have one?
OR: Two serial killers fall in love and fuck and it’s actually really deep, somehow. (You can easily skip the weird shit, it’s tagged and indicated in-chapter)
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- Part 1 of it's not murder in every universe, sometimes it's just research and waste disposal
- Part 1 of it's not murder | canon
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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