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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Alastor used to live on the same street as the Morningstars. His mother had been a housemaid, and even at one point, after he was born, a wet nurse to many of the rich families in the neighborhood. It's how he ended up living in a rich neighborhood.

    It was also how he met him.

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    01 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Do you mean to imply that we've just had sex?”
    Now it's Lucifer's turn to be confused. “Is that a serious question?”
    Alastor's unblinking stare is answer enough.
    “Alastor, you just tongue-fucked me through the most mind-blowing chain orgasm I can remember in recent history. I don't know how that could be considered not sex.”

    In Lucifer's defense it had seemed like a good idea at the time. Period blood and cannibals? It's like a match made in Heaven! But this is Hell, and nothing is ever that simple.

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    28 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    It’s amazing how quickly Blitzø forgets who he is talking to. All it takes are a few drinks and some pointed questions about his daughter or co-workers. Just a few minutes into the conversation and you’d never be able to tell that this is an imp talking with the King of Hell. It’s one of the reasons Lucifer enjoys hanging out with the guy and invites him over to the hotel once in a while. An invitation that is always met with a lot of grumbling but ultimately accepted because, in his own words, Blitzø still hasn’t given up hope that Lucifer will shapeshift into a horse and let him ride him.

    Sexual innuendo fully intended.

    (Lucifer’s interjection that he would never get between Hell’s newest power couple, which the media has dubbed ‘Stolitz’, is always met with a withering glare followed by a careless shrug. “We’ll invite Stolas. He’d be into that.”)

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    Lucifer has a great idea to do something nice for his new friend and not even Alastor inviting himself to tag along can stop him.

    Surely nothing will go wrong!

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    08 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    When Charlie struggles to keep her hotelier up-to-date on last minute changes in plan, Lucifer steps in to pass on her messages. Alastor is as gracious about this as Lucifer may have expected - yet soon both of them are exchanging notes with increasing frequency.

    Featuring forced collaboration, pranks, and maybe a begrudging budding... something.

    Written for the RadioApple Valentine’s Week Prompt Day 1: Love Notes.

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    07 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    "Let me get this straight," Angel says. "We've got the smokin' hot King of Hell, a gorgeous princess and a famous porn star at our hands – and we're rentin' out a drunken barkeep, a cranky ex-exorcist, a homicidal maid and a psychotic cannibal?"

    Or: In the light of Charlie's charity event, Alastor makes a bet with the King. He'll show him just how much an afternoon with the Radio Demon is worth.

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    06 May 2025