10 Bookmarks by River_LoadingLake
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Alastor used to live on the same street as the Morningstars. His mother had been a housemaid, and even at one point, after he was born, a wet nurse to many of the rich families in the neighborhood. It's how he ended up living in a rich neighborhood.
It was also how he met him.
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- Part 1 of Alastor's Broadcast One Shots
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01 Jul 2025
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“Do you mean to imply that we've just had sex?”
Now it's Lucifer's turn to be confused. “Is that a serious question?”
Alastor's unblinking stare is answer enough.
“Alastor, you just tongue-fucked me through the most mind-blowing chain orgasm I can remember in recent history. I don't know how that could be considered not sex.”In Lucifer's defense it had seemed like a good idea at the time. Period blood and cannibals? It's like a match made in Heaven! But this is Hell, and nothing is ever that simple.
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- Part 5 of A Gentlemen's Accord, If You Will
Bookmarked by River_LoadingLake
28 Jun 2025
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How to be a Good Friend with only one (1) Extravagant Gesture by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Mar 2025
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It’s amazing how quickly Blitzø forgets who he is talking to. All it takes are a few drinks and some pointed questions about his daughter or co-workers. Just a few minutes into the conversation and you’d never be able to tell that this is an imp talking with the King of Hell. It’s one of the reasons Lucifer enjoys hanging out with the guy and invites him over to the hotel once in a while. An invitation that is always met with a lot of grumbling but ultimately accepted because, in his own words, Blitzø still hasn’t given up hope that Lucifer will shapeshift into a horse and let him ride him.
Sexual innuendo fully intended.
(Lucifer’s interjection that he would never get between Hell’s newest power couple, which the media has dubbed ‘Stolitz’, is always met with a withering glare followed by a careless shrug. “We’ll invite Stolas. He’d be into that.”)
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Lucifer has a great idea to do something nice for his new friend and not even Alastor inviting himself to tag along can stop him.
Surely nothing will go wrong!
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08 Jun 2025
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When Charlie struggles to keep her hotelier up-to-date on last minute changes in plan, Lucifer steps in to pass on her messages. Alastor is as gracious about this as Lucifer may have expected - yet soon both of them are exchanging notes with increasing frequency.
Featuring forced collaboration, pranks, and maybe a begrudging budding... something.
Written for the RadioApple Valentine’s Week Prompt Day 1: Love Notes.
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- Part 1 of A Red (Thorny) Rose
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- English
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- 10,104
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07 May 2025
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"Let me get this straight," Angel says. "We've got the smokin' hot King of Hell, a gorgeous princess and a famous porn star at our hands – and we're rentin' out a drunken barkeep, a cranky ex-exorcist, a homicidal maid and a psychotic cannibal?"
Or: In the light of Charlie's charity event, Alastor makes a bet with the King. He'll show him just how much an afternoon with the Radio Demon is worth.
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06 May 2025
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Reformed serial killer Alastor de Mon has completely reinvented himself. With a modest career as a pianist in London’s nightclub scene, his main concern is how best to capitalise on his friendship with Lady Morningstar, daughter of the Duke of Pride. But Alastor’s schemes to inveigle himself into upperclass society are thrown into chaos when an unknown man has the audacity to die on their doorstep. Now all the wrong people are asking questions, and the crime puts Alastor on a collision course with his murderous past. Worst of all, the investigation forces him to socialise with Charlie’s father—a man who brings out all of Alastor’s homicidal urges.
Lucifer Morningstar, thirteenth Duke of Pride, had a charmed life as a renowned detective, right up until it all went to hell. Battling depression and other demons, the last thing he needs is a smarmy American chumming up to his daughter—especially not one with such obvious secrets. But with one man dead and the lives of many more threatened, circumstances—and a pair of handcuffs—forces Alastor and Lucifer to investigate the case together.
Can Alastor evade his past before Lucifer’s death wish kills them both? Or will this be his final waltz with death?
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05 May 2025
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Set the week after the events of "Second Glance", Alastor is in a bit of an emotional tailspin. Between his own confused feelings and the strange events taking place around him courtesy of an absent Lucifer, he can't tell up from down. Still...it's nice to be wanted.
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Lucifer Morningstar courts Alastor the only way he knows how...awkwardly.
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- Part 2 of The Haunting of Alastor Fouché
Bookmarked by River_LoadingLake
05 May 2025
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Rule 63 of the Lucifer Morningstar Survival Handbook: Don't Let Things Cramp Your Style by TheAffableScamp
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2025
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Lucifer isn't human. She never has been. Her body doesn't run on a 28-day clock.
Alastor's does, though. And when Lucifer finds her in her bed, aroused and moaning, it’s not a shock. Not really.
The pain. The blood. If anything, the Radio Demon’s disinterest in the act of menstruation (whether her own or another’s) would have been far stranger.
But this is war.
And Lucifer cannot let Alastor think she has won.
(Rule 63 radioapple. Now with 100% more period sex!)
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27 Apr 2025
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When Alastor storms into his room, unprompted, at the most ungodly and atrocious hour imaginable, Lucifer had thought it would be for something significantly more important than complaining about someone else's musical preferences. Though, now that they're both here, he might as well get something off his chest too.
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Or, the fic where shit-talking is their love language.
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- English
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- 7,610
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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Bookmarked by River_LoadingLake
20 Feb 2025
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Alastor and the incident with Lucifer's weird dick by Eunicorne
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Apr 2024
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It so came to pass that his interactions with one Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell, brought them to a private interaction in the bedroom, because really, only a fool would turn down a chance at manipulating the desperate loneliness of the most powerful being in Hell.
Alastor felt comfortable in that he had the upper hand.
“I may not be experienced,” he was saying. “But I can confidently say that I am familiar with whatever form of genitalia you - What the fuck is that?”
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- Part 1 of At least it's not a duck dick
Bookmarked by River_LoadingLake
06 Apr 2024