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    Jon was very much convinced that Martin was not his soulmate. No one this incompetent, insecure, and insane  enough to wear a yellow jumper like that could be Jon Sims’ soulmate.

    The last weeks had definitely shown Martin that he and Jon were not soulmates. Martin was sure that his soulmate could never be as much of a dick as Jon was.

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    Or: Due to a rocky start Jon and Martin fail to realize that they are soulmates when they first meet. The constant teasing from their co-workers and supernatural entities interfering doesn't make things any easier.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    There is an ink-dark scrawl along the back of Martin’s calf that reads:

     You didn’t die here, did you?

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    These are the words that change your life.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “Do you want to have sex with me?” Jon asks bluntly, and for a second Martin can’t breathe.

    “It - it doesn’t matter what I - ” he begins valiantly, before Jon interrupts him.

    “Because I want to have sex with you, and frankly it doesn’t matter if you think it’s for the wrong reasons. I’m an adult. I can make my own decisions. The only thing that matters is if you want to as well.”

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    Martin meets a guy in a bar and takes him home.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “Oh, and … as it’s our first day, I thought, maybe we could have a team lunch? For, er, bonding purposes. At my expense, of course.”

    The words ‘team lunch’ sat very awkwardly in Jon’s mouth - a man who ate at his desk, unless practically levered away from it; who had never been seen at a works do, except for that one Halloween party, where he’d worked late and had to squeeze his way through a sea of slightly tipsy vampires and werewolves, to get out of the building - but there was no way that Tim was turning down either free food, or the chance to see Jonathan Sims’ earnest attempt at ‘bonding’.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    It took less than half an hour’s worth of tedious squelches into the swamp that surrounded them, before Martin gave up pretending that the joy of togetherness wasn’t tempered by a good deal of exasperation.

    “I’m just saying that the afterlife is a little more … soggy, than I expected.”

    Or, Jon and Martin work through some feelings, Somewhere Else.

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    08 Mar 2026