Rollingwiththepunches
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A stolen moment on the roof by Rollingwiththepunches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2024
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A short story of Sirius Black realizing that maybe he did have a crush after all... and it was right under his nose the whole time.
Bored and decided to write a little something.
Barely edited... I will come back and edit once my eyes stop hurting from looking at a screen. -
I don't want a wife. I want you. by Rollingwiththepunches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2024
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Six months after graduating from Hogwarts Remus and Sirius stumble back to their shared flat slightly inebriated. There's tumbling, swearing, and a lot of lying on the floor.
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Unusual Allies and Accidental Accomplices by Rollingwiththepunches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2023
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Sirius is sent to Azkaban for betraying the Potters to Voldemort and for the death of 12 muggles. He's losing his mind with grief and guilt over the loss of his friends but finds solace in talking with his cellmates. A few months into his sentence he gets a new, but familiar, guest in the cell next to him.
Remus is on a mission to find Regulus and convince him to help him break his brother Sirius out of Azkaban. However, Regulus has not been idle. He has plans of his own to fulfill and perhaps a certain werewolf might actually be useful to him.
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TW:
- Swearing
- Substance use
- Grief and loss
- Sexual content/referencesThis list will evolve as I write
*** Got the idea of the cellmate situation from some HC posts on Tumblr.
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Sirius escapes Azkaban in August 1993. He has two goals: 1) Find Harry, 2) Kill Peter Pettigrew.
Sirius turns up at the Dursley's to check on Harry and things do not go as planned... but that's okay because what he finds is better.
"Sirius had been expecting the house to be grey, dark, and stale, but as he crossed the threshold he was hit with the smell of cooking food and the sounds of a warm crackling fire. As he walked through the foyer he found he was in the direct eye-line of a man, a familiar looking man who stood with impeccable posture at the long kitchen table cutting carrots. The man was of average height (slightly taller than Sirius), slim build, and had dark black curly hair that he kept tucked behind one ear. He continued chopping vegetables in tailored black slacks, heavy leather boots, and an expensive looking gray wool sweater. Most curiously about his appearance was the emerald green apron that was fitted around the man's waist that read “World’s Greatest Uncle” in silver lettering. "
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- this fic has substance use (alcohol & cannabis)
- implied reference to PTSD symptoms
- sexual jokes and conversations
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but daddy i love him by rachelrae for lampalot7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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“I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
“Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!Series
- Part 5 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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Bookmarked by Rollingwiththepunches
18 Mar 2026
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Sirius learns a new form of affection from James' family: platonic kissing.
No one told Remus it was platonic.
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- Part 3 of Short, Sweet, and Trope-y
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Shane is in Ilya's body, desperately avoiding Svetlana Vetrova, throwing out his cigarettes and battling his depression.
Ilya is in Shane's body, playing with Hayden Pike's children, being smothered with love by Yuna and David Hollander, and wondering why Rose Landry is trying to set him up with her gay actor friend Miles.
Boston travels to Montreal in two weeks.
Everything is fine.
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- Part 1 of body swap AU
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Bookmarked by Rollingwiththepunches
06 Jan 2026
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Ilya gets to see Shane's real apartment in Montreal, but an unexpected guest interrupts his visit.
Set a few weeks after Ilya and Shane's cottage vacation in Heated Rivalry.
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The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married) by Justaromanticfool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jan 2026
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Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.
Featuring: email threads, the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, and Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com.