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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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04 Jan 2026
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
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26 Dec 2025
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Spotless Cleaning And Mending by ParksandFiction for DrPansyParkinson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2025
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After the war, Pansy Parkinson has made an incredibly lucrative career for herself taking advantage of Muggles. The kind Hermione Granger assured her are the absolute worst sort and utterly deserve it: Finance Bros.
With Granger to ensure any reports of magic being used in the presence of muggles go missing before anyone else in the DMLE learns of it, Pansy has built a thriving business that supports her every whim and all of Granger’s causes.
Until she mistakenly takes on a new client who is very much not a muggle and very much not about to be conned by her, but perhaps he has something else she can take.
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04 Nov 2025
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Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.
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Bookmarked by RoseArethusa
29 Oct 2025
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The Great Porcine Potentilla Heist by copperbadge
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Oct 2025
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Having accidentally posed as Aziraphale's boyfriend to the whole entire world and brought a plague of hipsters down upon the bookshop, Crowley flees with Aziraphale to Tadfield, where they hatch a plan to steal a flower.
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20 Oct 2025