Royal_Tanuki
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Inspired by this random prompt I found.
You're a witch from a centuries-old powerful coven. Except, you have no magical powers. Or at least, no way of accessing them. Until you meet a dangerous vampire, who tells you he can help you unlock your powers...if you'll become his permanent blood-snack.
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Robert wasn’t too fond of Valentines Day, he wasn’t totally against the holiday or anything like that, he tolerated it at best, but it wasn’t something he personally partook in. That is until Flambae came along.
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Flambae saunters over to Robert’s cubicle and perches on the edge of his desk, arms crossed over his very much exposed chest. “Bob-Bob, you on patrol tonight?”
“Hello to you to, Chad.” Robert teases, leaning back in his seat, on hand rests on the arm of his chair, the other gently lands on Flambae’s knee. His thumb rubs light circles around the joint.
Flambae rolls his eyes fondly. “Yeah, yeah, hello Bob-Bob, are you on patrol or not?”
“I am, won’t be home until late, around eleven I think.” Robert replies, his hand moving up Flambae’s leg to his inner thigh. It wasn’t inherently sexual, just a motion Robert did frequently to ground himself or keep Flambae close.
Flambae hums thoughtfully, tapping his bicep. “Hm, I’m not waiting up for your dumbass then. Enjoy your patrol, Mecha Bitch.”
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- Part 3 of Pro0ngle's Holiday Specials
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21 Feb 2026
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it takes stupidity cracks an *supposedly* emotionless man by Aranja_blooms
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2025
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After escaping Totto land, Niji thinks about something embarrassing and Yonji finds out
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18 Feb 2026
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Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.
Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.
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- Part 1 of I Think You’re the Cat’s Meow
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18 Feb 2026
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Waterboy spends every day after work dreading the next. Being a hero is great, but the constant pressure he puts on himself begins to exacerbate his anxiety. Especially with Flambae berating and belittling him every chance he gets. Getting cursed seems to be just another tally on his exhaustingly long list of rotten luck. So how come things actually begin to improve for once? After all, if you've hit bottom, the only place you can go is up, right?
Flambae doesn't need anyone or anything. He has his family, after all, and a job he likes enough not to want to fall back into committing arson. Sure, he might butt heads occasionally, but it has never impacted his performance before, even when Robert continually threatens him to be nicer to Waterbitch. When he winds up taking home a stray cat after work, he can't even begin to fathom how this might just turn his world upside down.
Or: Waterboy gets cursed to turn into a cat at nightfall. It ironically ends up bringing him and Flambae closer.
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18 Feb 2026
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What does Judge see? What do his brothers see? Does it matter?
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- Part 2 of the germa archives
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30 Dec 2025