Runes_spawnpoint



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    In all honesty if you knew that moving to New York to pursue your dreams would entail your furniture being utterly obliterated by a giant arrogant purple-clad turtle, you would've probably chased your back up dream and saved yourself the hassle. You just wanted him to fix your TV, not put a fucking hole in your wall! What does he not understand by: "No upgrades."

    It's simple. But what does he do instead of have a civil conversation? He continues to mock you. And when you mock him in return? His pettiness meter seems to hit the max.

    Fine. He wants to criticize and insult you? Two can play it that way.

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    Sighing deeply, you reached for your textbook when you saw a… metal claw inching towards it? You would’ve fully believed that you were hallucinating if you didn’t watch the claw snatch your textbook right from underneath your hands.

    “Hey, I need that!” you yelled. You followed along the arm of the claw before your eyes came to focus on a dark figure in a purple hoodie. You seemed to have spooked the figure for a moment. They froze, simply just staring at you for five seconds until they turned around and started sprinting from you.

    God, you were tired. But there was no way in hell that you were about to find yourself a victim of some engineering frat’s antics.

    Ain’t no way.

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    In other words,

    How two geeks take a year to fall in love (and do cool science things in the in between.)

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    10 Jun 2025

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    I want to print this, make it small, put it into a joint and smoke it cus it's so good