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Harry discovers his fiance, Ginny, cheating on him in his own apartment. Instead of letting his life come crashing down, he becomes quickly entagled with a wild, mysterious, and frankly clinging man named Tom.
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Harry just wanted to relax on his day off. Getting blasted is good for his mental health, right?
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The important matter recovered by his followers was none other than the filthy, emaciated husk of his enemy, Harry Potter.
The boy who had mysteriously disappeared, supposedly died, twenty years ago thus leading to the demise of Voldemort’s opposition and the rise of his regime.Tom releases a sharp breath of shock. After all this time, he’s still reaping rewards from his successful coup d'etat. If he hadn’t already believed he was meant to govern over the wizarding world, the delicious sight of his humbled competition would convince him.
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Harry leaned hard against the back of his heels in a struggle to both fight and flee. He knew he was acting out of line, the baristas side-eyeing them, but at this rate he felt he had to die on the hill he chose if only to prove a point to the strange man. So he sets his jaw a bit and wills any power he might have behind his own piercing glare to make itself known.
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Coffee Shop meet cute with Tom Riddle and a hangry Harry Potter chasing after treacle tarts, but maybe the real sweet treat is the love they find along the way.
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After Harry gets thrown into Kings’ Cross station at limbo during the Final Battle, he faces a choice—to return to the present or go to another time. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned when he shows up in 1943 and finds himself only able to speak Parseltongue.
As the only other student who can speak Parseltongue, Tom is assigned to be Harry’s guide throughout the remainder of the school year.
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Harry Potter doesn't have to be an Auror to know that gifts from his dear 'Aunt' Bellatrix come with horrific hidden curses. He just didn't expect a trip to a spa to be so fraught with hidden dangers.
Massively AU. Smut and worldbuilding. Please read the tags!
"I mean," Harry continued, forcing himself to stand straight and not fidget. "I'm not exactly clear on how this works. My Aunt arranged the portkey for me and her letter was… not exactly forthcoming with details. Your—" Coworker? Golem? "— receptionist mentioned something about a Sylvan package, but I missed what that entailed.""Of course," the man replied smoothly, taking a step closer and lowering his hands as he saw Harry relax. "I apologize for the confusion. The constructs who staff certain positions here are good at their jobs, but sometimes there's no replacement for a human touch." The corners of his eyes crinkled slightly as his smile broadened, the faint feathering lines the only sign that time had touched him. "My name is Tom. I'll be your spa attendant and your masseuse. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Potter."
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Because it is his by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for duplicity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2023
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He glanced over his shoulder and caught Tom staring intently at Harry’s… well, Tom’s arse.
“Tom.”
To his credit, Tom showed not an ounce of shame as he let his eyes drift up to meet Harry’s. “Yes, darling?”
“Were you just effectively checking yourself out?”
Or: One time, someone told Tom to go f*** himself. He took that to heart.
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Fugly idiots with no taste will die having scrolled past this fic
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Following his father's unlikely arrest, ten-year-old Tom Riddle becomes a dark internet sensation.
If victim, Harry Potter, listened to his own father, he’d have left the reclusive boy in the past. But eight years later, a painful encounter leads Harry to reconsider Tom Riddle, and to reach a conclusion that's entirely his own.
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Felt bad for laughing as I was being choked and edged by the plot.
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Arthur lies to a sorceress and gets slapped with a truth spell. Awkwardness ensues.
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