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    Ilya smiled down at Shane and his eyes gleamed with mischief. 

    "You know, Troy is just a few doors down. We could call him over, make it a little party." 

    Shane's eyes snapped open only to narrow again as he glared up at Ilya.

    “Would you like that?”

    “No, I wouldn’t,” Shane snarled. 

    But his face was screwed up in frustrated pleasure. Ilya hummed thoughtfully and pretended to consider. 

    “Perhaps we could make it a competition then.” 

    Shane made an irritated noise and turned his face away. Ilya leaned closer and let his teeth drag down the length of Shane's clenched jaw.

    "You want Troy to see how well you take it, or do you want to see if he's better at riding my cock than you are?" 

    He had been teasing him, pushing at the jealousy that usually made Shane squirm and glare and tell him to shut the fuck up while his traitorous cock twitched and throbbed at how much he secretly liked it. 

    So when Shane did squirm away from him, Ilya followed automatically, pressing their chests flush together. He thought Shane was playing.

    “Get the fuck off me,” Shane spat.
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    Shane safewords out of Ilya's teasing about Troy.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    a Hollanov SMAU

    Where Shane and Ilya are in a band together. They find out about the rumors about their supposed romantic relationship and fans posting lookalike pictures of them They decide it would be a fun idea to mess with fans by posting anonymous pics of themselves that fans think of as lookalikes.

    What happens when they find out about the hollanov NSFW accounts? Are they brave enough to replicate those too?

    Some things shift when they take things too far. They are both straight and are just close friends. Right?

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    27 Aug 2026

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    Shane stumbles upon Ilya's profile on the nsfw side of Twitter and becomes obsessed. The feeling is mutual.

    or the freak4freak hollanov smau that has consumed my brain.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    From: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    To: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    Subject: Incorrect Delivery

    Dear Mr. Rozanov,

    I am writing to inform you that I have once again received a package intended for your business, which was mistakenly delivered to mine. I kindly ask that you review this matter with the carrier in order to prevent further occurrences.
    Your package is available for pickup here. Otherwise, it will be returned to sender.

    Best regards,
    Shane Hollander
    Blue Line Books
    4031 Wellington St, Verdun, Quebec H4G 1V6, Canada
    [+1 (514) 024-1410] | [[email protected]]

    ・・・

    From: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    To: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    Subject: Re: Incorrect Delivery

    ok ))

    Sent from my iPhone

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    Shane Hollander runs a bookstore and keeps getting his packages misdelivered. By coincidence (or not), the packages belonging to Ilya Rozanov – the owner of the sex shop across the street – always seem to show up at his store. Shane is determined to resolve the situation. Ilya, not so much.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    It all unfortunately starts with Shane Hollander perfectly measuring out nine inches with his fists on camera. Then Shane and Ilya make the executive decision to reveal their relationship. Someone cover Mikhail’s eyes.

    (Inspired by that one video where the guy measures out 6 inches with his fists.)

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    25 Aug 2026