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Net Positive by S0MEWHATDAMAGED
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has a plan.
He and Shane are stupidly, disgustingly, almost offensively in love. They want a family. They're ready for the next impossible thing.
Just one problem: Shane has two good years left on the ice, and while he wants a baby, he is not ready to be pregnant.
Ilya is.
Ilya is thirty-seven, retired or close enough to taste it, and in possession of what he considers several important advantages: excellent genetics, Olympic hips, and an undeniable talent for getting exactly what he wants. He would thrive being pregnant. Shane would thrive managing the logistics.
Ilya offers to carry.
Is simple. An easy workaround. Two alphas, one rare compatibility loophole, a spreadsheet, and a baby at the end of it.
Unfortunately, nothing about Ilya Rozanov has ever been simple.
And that is before the cravings, the hormones, the Jackie Pike alliance, and Hayden Pike’s dawning horror that Shane Hollander may be winning the husband Olympics.
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Un Petit Coup by S0MEWHATDAMAGED
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jul 2026
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Luca Haas has been to the house in Montreal twice. Both times he told himself it was nothing — a drink, a conversation in a language nobody else in the city speaks, the cold hand on his knee that he thought about for three days.
The third time, he stops pretending.
The house has rules: Luca decides if, Louis decides how far, and Lestat decides nothing at all.
Tonight he doesn't get to lead with the want. Tonight he gets to be told.
One night. No strings. No expectations. Just curiosity, and the courage to walk through the door.Set between Chapters 16 and 22 of The Version That Answers. This is the night behind the "and—" at the Christmas table.
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- Part 3 of Papaoutai
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The Version That Answers by S0MEWHATDAMAGED
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles - All Media Types
27 Jun 2026
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Born from the cursed headcanon: what if Lestat was Ilya's biological father?
Twelve letters from the mother he barely remembers point Ilya toward a stranger in Prague — and a stranger comes looking back.
Daniel Molloy is everyone's deeply underqualified therapist.
Louis is reconsidering every choice that brought him here.
And Shane Hollander is managing an existential family crisis the only way he knows how: a color-coded spreadsheet.
Loving someone enough to stay is one thing. Answering when they call is another.
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- Part 2 of Papaoutai
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The Version that Stays by S0MEWHATDAMAGED
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Vampire Chronicles - All Media Types
05 Jun 2026
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When Irina Rozanova was thirty-five, she ended her own life.
Before she did, she left her son twelve letters: confessions, apologies, and twelve years of trying to name the man she could never quite remember.
On *his* thirty-fifth birthday, all Ilya Rozanov wants is a quiet day with his husband.
Instead he gets a package nobody admits to sending, answers to questions he never thought to ask, and a full Pandora's box of every fear he has about becoming a parent.
Shane just wants to make a spreadsheet about it.
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- Part 1 of Papaoutai
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Papaoutai by S0MEWHATDAMAGED
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles - All Media Types, Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
08 Jul 2026
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Two teenagers were made to hate each other. They spent seventeen years quietly becoming something else. Then a dead woman's letters arrived, and the cursed headcanon came true: what if Lestat was Ilya's biological father?
Part One — The Version That Stays:
On his thirty-fifth birthday, all Ilya Rozanov wants is a quiet day with his husband. What he gets is twelve letters from his late mother, and the first answer to a question he never knew to ask.Part Two — The Version That Answers:
The question has a face now, and it's coming to find him. A story about fathers and sons, inherited wounds, terrible coping mechanisms, and the difference between being answered and being loved.
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Mr. Answer Man by BigPlushShark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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In room 1410, Ilya Rozanov is ready to walk out the door after successfully getting his 19 year old hockey rival into bed. He knew how to make this moment happen and he knows what they have to be to each other now that it's over. But as he turns the doorknob to leave, he's stopped with questions he never expected. And giving Shane Hollander what he needs in that moment will change everything.
I note which chapters are SFW vs NFSW, because many of you said knowing meant the difference between reading this on your lunch break or having to wait. (Thank you for wanting to read my work that much.)
Covers the first two years of their rookie seasons (which is mostly skipped over in the show/books). Canon divergent from the first hookup seen in HR s01ep01. Most things are from the show but the timeline is a mix of both; Hunter and Marleau are aged up per the show instead of as young as they are in the books. (Also, Shane and Ilya don't wait *two years*, they stick to the book timeline. IYKYK.)
Please note this will the first in a series; you can subscribe to the whole series as well so you don't miss anything :)
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- English
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- 162,602
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- 33/34
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19 Jun 2026
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Devil in Disguise by BigPlushShark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is a 23-year old grad student playing hockey at Boston College, comfortably bisexual, and definitely human. Shane Hollander is none of those things.
Bookmarked by S0MEWHATDAMAGED
14 Jun 2026