4 Works by Sad_Skinhead
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Vampires Will Sometimes Hurt You by Sad_Skinhead
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, From First to Last
08 Feb 2026
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Once upon a time, in the Great Persian Jungle, a scorpion came to a turtle for help. “Dear friend,” the scorpion began, “I need to reach the other side of the river, but I cannot swim. Would you be so kind as to carry me across?”
The turtle hesitated. “But what if you sting me while we’re crossing? I could die.”
“Why would I do such a thing?” the scorpion scoffed. “If I stung you, we would both drown.”
The turtle was reassured, and she allowed the scorpion to climb upon his shell.
When they were midway across the river, the scorpion stung the turtle, but the turtle’s shell was thick, and the stinger could not get through.
The turtle was deeply troubled.
“Why did you do that?” she demanded.
The scorpion sighed, “It was not out of malice or ingratitude, my friend. It was an irresistible and indiscriminate urge to sting. It is in my nature."
Where Mikey is a vampire. Pete is Pete.
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A mediation on grief and loss that also happens to be hardcore lesbian porn.
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Body to Body, Job to Job by JS Idiot (Sad_Skinhead)
Fandoms: Swans (Band), Madonna - Fandom
01 Nov 2025
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It's 1982 and Madonna just recorded the (then) final version of her debut solo album. To blow off some steam, she meets with his ex-boyfriend Michael Gira, who just release his band's debut LP Filth.
You are probably the first person in your bloodline to ever read those words. It all came to me in a dream.
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Where Gerard Way is a young Cistercian monk who takes comfort in the rhythm of work and ritual after a life of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, and Frank is a brother who finds himself watching Gerard more than he should.