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Chat Noir, notorious supervillain of Paris, experiences a wardrobe malfunction in the best and worst possible place: Marinette Dupain-Cheng’s balcony.
Heart pounding, Chat pins Marinette’s wrists to the balcony. She stares up at him, her blue eyes kaleidoscopic from the lights hanging overhead, her features twisted into a scowl.
“Why are you trying to take my Miraculous?” Chat hisses.
“Because—you—I—” Marinette splutters, her eyes dipping down below Chat’s face. “Why is your suit unzipped?”
“I—well…” Chat sighs. “My zipper got stuck.”
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31 May 2026
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Marinette probably should have listened to her instincts the first time. It was risky to get too close to Chat Noir, even if they were just friends. (Because the fact her heart was pounding a little faster around him meant nothing at all. Absolutely nothing.)
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31 May 2026
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No Homo, Right? by niaobirb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Nov 2023
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“What, like practice kissing?” Satoru makes a face. “Isn’t that kind of gay?"
“Not really. Think about it. We’re practicing so you’ll be better at kissing girls. That’s, like, the opposite of gay."
Yeah, now that Satoru thinks about it, that does make sense. Anyway, it’s hard to think clearly when Suguru is suddenly climbing onto the bed, invading his personal space and leaning in so Satoru can feel his breath against his lips.
“So, no homo, right?” Suguru asks softly, interrupting his thoughts.
“Yeah… Yeah, okay,” Satoru whispers.
And then Suguru kisses him.
In which everyone knows Satoru and Suguru are dating, except Satoru and Suguru themselves. (5 times they don't realize they're dating + 1 time they do.)
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12 Jan 2024
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Qualia: noun.
1. a term used by philosophers to describe an individual's subjective internal experience of any given phenomenon, an experience which cannot be quantified or conveyed.
2. not just red, but the 'redness' of red; the way red makes one feel.Everyone sees the world in black and white until they make eye contact with their soulmate for the first time. Unfortunately, Gojou Satoru is never seen without his blindfold.
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- Part 4 of Satosugu Week 2021
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12 Jan 2024
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Satoru’s heat is early.
He doesn’t need to check the schedule of his suppressants, delivered through a patch flush against his hip. It’s not an illness; his reverse cursed technique healed anything resembling an injury, so the ache in his limbs, the buzzing between his ears, the bathwater warmed dizziness in the rare moments of intentional idleness—it can only be his heat. You can’t heal a heat, Shoko’s reminder echoes in the back of his head, that’s just nature running its course. Turns out, he can heal the damage from a bonded heat that ran unchecked, so good enough.
Stranger still, because his heat is never early, not since—
An unintended vacation.
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11 Jan 2024
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bang bang, kiss kiss by bunkuto
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Dec 2022
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He stops. Or freezes. Either one, really.
Because Suguru is decidedly not alone.
He’s hovering over a man, his dark hair loose and spilling over his face and he’s…pinning the man to his bed, one strong hand pressed over the other’s wrists.
“Fuck,” Satoru wheezes.
Suguru brings men home and Satoru wonders if, judging by the pangs in his chest and the sudden overwhelming urge to punt these hookups into the sun, he’s homophobic. They figure things out slowly.
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10 Jan 2024
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paper cuts by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Jul 2023
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The next day, Suguru finds Gojo nursing a bandaid on the bridge of his nose. He can’t help the thrill of glee that runs up his spine when the other begrudgingly moves his feet off of the desk when Suguru approaches.
Suck it, he wants to say when he sees the scowl on Gojo’s face. Instead, Suguru smiles.
“Hey,” he starts. “I think we got off on the wrong foot.” Understatement of the century. “My name’s Suguru Geto, what’s yours?” It’s a question asked purely for formalities, and he’s sure Gojo knows that, but he’s still unprepared for the other’s answer.
“Your mom,” Gojo drawls out, and Suguru realizes he’s starting to see why people want this kid dead.
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or, Suguru is a contract killer. his final target is Satoru Gojo. this isn't a problem until it is.
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10 Jan 2024
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Thursday Night Comedy Hour by Goneagon (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 May 2022
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Satoru wanted to become a comedian, so he dropped out of college. Suguru wanted to be a teacher; he dropped out of college after Satoru told him about his dream. They perform on Thursday nights because they can’t afford to rent the stage on Friday. The walk home never changes, the Family Mart ramen tastes the same as it always does.
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Satosugu Comedy Duo AU // Harattare Honpo
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09 Jan 2024
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Slow Hands by megumiblues for taizi_dianxiaa
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Feb 2023
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Satoru is in desperate need of a massage, so who better to ask than famous masseuse Suguru, who just so happens to be the best friend he’s been in love with for over ten years now?
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09 Jan 2024
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Punishment For A Monster by mimiquack
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Mar 2023
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“Yeah! Oh, my name is Gojo Satoru, by the way.” He hides the hurt behind his teeth, his grin wide and friendly. He thought he’d only have to introduce himself once to someone he called his best friend. It’s strange to repeat words from more than a decade ago to the same person. “You can call me Satoru.” He hopes he calls him Satoru.
“I’m Geto,” he says back. You were Suguru to me, Gojo thinks. “Nice to meet you, Satoru.”
“Nice to meet you, too.” He leans against the wall beside him, tries to look nonchalant as he does. “So, do you come here often?”
Geto thinks Gojo is just a lonely guy who wants friends. Gojo just wants to know if he remembers him, even just a little bit.
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09 Jan 2024
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Honesty Corner by mimiquack
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Mar 2023
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“I think we got off on the wrong foot,” he says, folding his arms on the table. “Maybe we should get to know each other first so we can work on our differences.”
Geto doesn’t spare him a glance, his eyes fixed on his laptop screen. “Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah.” He’s read this on the internet before—an article on building trust in the workplace through honesty and transparency. He decides to put his own twist on it, pulling an account from his childhood. “When I was younger, my over-glorified nanny used to put me in the corner to think about what I’ve done. She used the word ‘reflecting.’”
“Like a time out?” Geto interjects. “Sounds just like you.”
“I’m not finished.”
Partnered up in an ethics class, Geto and Gojo navigate through young adulthood, physical relationships, and maybe even love.
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- Part 1 of Take The Long Way Home With Me
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09 Jan 2024
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you and me and the space between by satorussuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Apr 2023
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“‘Move on?’” Satoru echoes. “What, you're in love with someone?”
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Satoru doesn't have a Valentine's date, but worst of all, Suguru does. Satoru's kind of starting to think that he's the odd one out when it comes to this whole Valentine's day thing.
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08 Jan 2024
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Don't Tell a Soul by cursedwritings
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Jan 2021
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Itadori exposed his soul mark tattoo for their perusal. Zenin Megumi.
“Interesting.” Gojo’s grin could only be described as shit eating. “Fushiguro, what’s your given name, again?”
Play dumb. Megumi blurted out the first response he could think of. “I don’t have one.”
“Wha—really?” Itadori cocked his head. “Your parents never named you?”
“No.”
“We could come up with a name for you! How about Sasuke?”
“You’re joking.”
“Ooh! What about Lawrence? I know it’s not a Japanese name, but it sounds cool!”
“You only think that because of Jennifer Lawrence!”- Language:
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08 Jan 2024
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Magic Doesn't Make Love Easier by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Apr 2021
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The kids try to figure out who Professor Gojo is married to. It doesn't go according to plan.
(The JJK crew attends Hogwarts and get in trouble. What's new?)
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08 Jan 2024
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copa amoris by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Jan 2022
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Suguru doesn’t hate his job, contrary to popular belief. Being a barista is far better than retail and Copa Amoris — the university’s local coffee shop — provides benefits such as free food and convenience. It’s generally a nice place to work.
Key word: Generally.
In which Suguru is an overworked barista and Satoru is his (least) favorite customer.
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07 Jan 2024
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I'm Courting You Now, I Guess? by solarbishop
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Aug 2025
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Eyeing Gojo warily, Geto doesn’t relax but he does ask, “Why are you asking me to do this?”
Gojo huffs out a sarcastic laugh. “What alpha wouldn’t die for the chance to bitch the Gojo Satoru?”
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a spin around the rumor mill by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Aug 2021
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Gojo Satoru
Professor in the PHYSICS DEPARTMENT at JUJUTSU TECHNICAL COLLEGE.
PHYS 161
Rating: 1/5Professor Gojo WILL keep you past scheduled class time to talk about his husband. Make sure you listen because his tests include details about his personal life. I failed the midterm because I didn’t remember their anniversary date.
All in all - DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. The fact that someone actually married this heathen is astounding.
Or, a spin around the rumor mill leads Nobara to the wrong answer.
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07 Jan 2024
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Twitch Streamer Yuuji and Youtuber Megumi by kat_likes_writing
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Feb 2023
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Yuuji is a famous Twitch streamer who does streams from his college dorm. Among his fanbase, his huge crush on a random book reviewer on youtube has become a running joke. The fanbase decides to make it their mission to discover who Yuuji's mystery crush is.
Megumi has a very small book reviewing channel on Youtube he started in high school. He doesn't even know what Twitch is, but Nobara keeps insisting he needs to help her find this random Twitch Streamer's secret crush. Her reasoning: the secret crush does youtube and reviews books.
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- Part 1 of Twitch Streamer Yuuji & Youtuber Megumi
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- 8/8
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07 Jan 2024
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no one ever talks about the absurd complexities of wingmanning your pretty best friend by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Sep 2023
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Satoru’s smile drops.
"In accordance with Cupidistry 101, I hereby formally declare that as your resident cupid Gojo Satoru, it is my venerable and honorable duty to serve you in your quest for love. You may now ask questions though by the rules and regulations of Cupidstry Kaisen, I may or may not answer your questions and may answer them only to certain degrees. No payment is needed for my services, no terms and conditions either, though if you want a contract I can magic one up.”
Suguru stares back even more blankly. The moonlight is making his hair look especially beautiful tonight. “I’m going back to sleep. Bye.”
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06 Jan 2024
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A slice of college life and the changes it can bring.
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16 Aug 2023