SaltedKetchup
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Neil turns up, and it gets harder for Andrew to pretend he doesn't care.
Featuring: light pollution, hotel ballrooms, Neil's inability to clothe himself, and one (1) tiny kitchen table.
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Neil breaks up with Andrew. And then he keeps calling.
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love forever, love is free (let's turn forever, you and me) by SaltedKetchup
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
08 May 2025
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In which Harley has a job to quit, Peter has a crush to ignore, and Tony would appreciate it if DUM-E could stop burying his lab in glitter and his interns got back to work.
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Ginny finds Luna dancing in an empty classroom.
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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15 Jan 2026
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Nine hundred miles away from where the man who will be Q sits grieving his sister, James Bond hears the story of a young woman who would have done anything to keep her little brother safe, even if it meant betraying the man she loved.
Even if it meant sacrificing her own life for his.
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a Q origin story masquerading as another "Vesper is Q's sister" fic.
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20 May 2021
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So If You Give by TheCatOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond - All Media Types
17 Jan 2013
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Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.
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11 Mar 2021
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"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
(In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)- Language:
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09 Jun 2020