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  1. Rec 41

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    He can’t sleep once he gets home, sprawling out on the couch and flicking through late night TV, instead. He’s in deep, so much deeper than he realized, and he maybe sort of understands why Halpert fucked off to Connecticut. Kind of.

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    Jim leaves for Stamford. Ryan takes his desk. Pam calls it off with Roy. These three things are distinctly related. Post-season 2 AU.

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    08 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 21

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    The sun streaming through his blinds the next morning sends knives into Jean’s skull. Dear god, what is in those coolers that Connie kept handing to him? This is a hangover to end all hangovers.

    Jean rolls over and grabs his water bottle off of his bedside table. He props himself up on an elbow and gulps from the bottle. It tastes like the nectar of the gods. A drop of water streams from the bottle and down his neck. Jean doesn’t move to wipe it off. It feels refreshing.

    His relief stops a moment later when his legs disappear and he grows a tail.

    Or: H2O: Just Add Water but with Jean, Sasha, and Connie as the merfolk. Reiner is a crunchy ecodaddy, Jean is a punk, Sasha and Connie are along for the ride.

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    22 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 11

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    “Reiner’s been avoiding me.”

    Now Annie’s expression did shift. A subtle thing, with pinched brows and a thin mouth, but whatever Jean said must have struck some kind of resonance because she decided to stop playing neutral.

    “Do you not think,” she said, voice clipped, “your breaking up with him has anything to do with it?”

    Jean choked on his iced coffee.

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    19 Nov 2025

  4. Rec 58

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    Society may be a scam, but sometimes you can scam it back.

    Enter: Eren.
    The best of social scam artists and the human incarnation of a parasite.


    (or, the dysfunctional ererei cyberpunk au absolutely nobody asked for)

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    23 Nov 2025

  5. Rec 17

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    The presence that had been with Power for her entire life was absent. The fear of blood that birthed her in its image and sculpted her into strong beauty was gone.

    She was not the Blood Devil. She was an animal.

    “What did you do?!” she howled.

    “Aki?” Denji called, fear in his voice, and Power turned to him.

    Aki still stood there, but his body was— that of a Blood Fiend’s. It was Power’s. His irises had turned into black-and-blue crosshairs, and twin red horns peeked through black hair. He dropped to his knees, gaze listless, katana falling from his grip as his mouth went slack with naked fear.

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    Or; In Hell, Power is turned into a human and Aki into the Blood Fiend. No one is happy about this.

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    31 Oct 2025