ScribblyParsnip
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Secret love child trope, a dark comedy where even Hermione doesn't know it is his. Multiple POV.
Twelve years after the war, Draco Malfoy has become something any self respecting aristocrat should never become: Head of the Ministry’s Magical Discretion and Exposure Prevention Office.
Hermione Granger is working as muggle doctor, with a little more indiscreet magical assistance that the Ministry would typically allow. Formal warnings and veiled threats are only adding to the stress of upbringing a metamorphagus as a single mother - a metamorphagus who accidentally found herself flooing into Malfoy Manor.
Now Draco’s icy composure is cracking, Narcissa is plotting, Lucius has murder on his mind, and Hermione just wants everyone to leave her alone. And Mundungus? He’s just stuck in the middle of it all.
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“I know your parents.
I know your friends.
I know your enemies.
I even know your darkest fear.
I trust you because I know that for the past five years you’ve been wanting to know these things about yourself.
I trust you because we BOTH want to know what happened to you in May 1998”Jean is determined to discover the source of her memory block. The mysterious Lord Draco Malfoy claims he can help her, but it'll come at a cost.
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The Day the King lost his sense by ScribblyParsnip for Landbeorht
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2025
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The twins offered Ron a potion to solve all of his problems, to make him the star of the quidditch pitch, however, Ron didn't take note of their disclaimer...
This is a story of how Ron met Lavender, a retelling of chapter 14 of the HBP, all fuelled by the unexpected loss of his hearing.
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Hermione travels back to Voldemort’s time with a mission to eradicate him from the timeline.
But when she finds him, there’s a massive problem.
He’s already met her.
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08 Jul 2026
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The day after his infamous victory at the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter disappears without a trace.
When the rest of the world gives up their search, Hermione Granger, an up-and-coming investigative journalist, is determined to do what they couldn’t: find him.
After years of searching, she finally stumbles upon a clue that might just lead her to her best friend. She is determined to journey across Europe to solve the mystery and, naturally, write about it along the way. But when her intolerable co-worker Draco Malfoy is also assigned to the case, she must learn to set aside old grudges and accept their dysfunctional partnership in order to bring Harry home again.
A slow-burn enemies to lovers fic with mystery, adventure, and our two favorite idiots in love.
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15 Mar 2026
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Six years after the war, Hermione has the picture perfect life. She’s married to a loving husband, has the Ministry job she always wanted, and friends that are loyal to the end.
So why does she have to glamour away the bruises on her face, as she reaches for her bottle of Muggle pills?
No, her life is far from perfect.Draco has lived his life day-to-day for the last six years. After taking over the Malfoy estate from his estranged father and spending most of his time rebuilding the Malfoy name, he realizes he’s missing something in his life.
That’s how he finds himself working alongside a certain Golden Girl, who seems to have lost her fire.Post war Dramione.
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15 Mar 2026
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Unspeakable Granger may not be able to make Time-turners, but she's still clever enough to use the leftover Time-sand.
If she can extract Snape from his timeline right before the moment of his death, then maybe she can save him. But it will take some trial and error—she'll have to start at the beginning of his timeline, and work her way up to the Shrieking Shack in order to calibrate correctly.
She'll save him.
Using 10-minute intervals at a time.
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Hermione gets to meet Severus throughout his own history: starting at Young!Severus and moving through to War!Severus. Flickering in and out of his life until she can save him, and falling in love through it all. :)
*COMPLETE* + Bonus: Epilogue!!
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09 Feb 2026
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Tricked into holding what she'd thought was a broken time-turner, Hermione was sent back to 1926. She was stuck in time and lived in the Leaky. While struggling to build a new life, an odd couple caught her attention. No way could a man love such a woman so intensely, right? A simple answer: Love potion. Little did Hermione know that she was intervening to the newly-wed Riddles.
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20 Jan 2026