SecondhandDemon
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This work is for my spouse, who has lovingly put up with me now for thirteen years.
I have a bad habit of writing my own poems in cards for birthdays and holidays. However, once I'd written this poem I knew that it didn't belong in a card.
It had to be posted here, for posterity.
If you're reading this and are NOT my spouse, I should probably apologize but really you're the one reading this, so you only have yourself to blame.
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Prompt: Introducing the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor ...
"Politeness carried the professors through the first week of classes. Pride carried them through the second: they would not capitulate to their curiosity and pepper the man with a thousand questions. They were better than their students, they vowed.
There was nothing left to carry them through the third week, however; their tongues were raw from biting and their curiosity not the least abated."
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Curiosity and Satisfaction by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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Aiden has only been on the Path a few years, and is very grateful indeed for the two more experienced Wolves who have taken him under their wings. They've become his dearest friends as well as teaching him any number of incredibly useful tricks and strategies for surviving both monsters and men.
They're also absurdly attractive. Is it really any wonder he's a bit curious as to what they get up to when he's not around?
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07 Jan 2026
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Latchkey by goldkirk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
23 Dec 2019
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or, How Tim Drake Found A Family, Became A Photojournalist, Learned To Love Coffee, and Grew Up, not necessarily in that order.
Tim Drake is thirteen, runs the famous BatWatch blog that has spiraled hilariously out of control, has absentee parents that suit his purposes just fine, is training himself to run the streets at night, and is doing absolutely peachy, thank you.
Alfred and Jason disagree, and get Dick and Bruce involved in figuring out their weird nextdoor neighbor kid’s life. Everything goes uphill from there.
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- Part 1 of Shutterbug
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01 Jan 2026
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By the Old Gods and the New by Chlorokin
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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Crack fics about Geralt as a fertility god, and Jaskier as the very fertile mortal who can't stay away from him
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28 Dec 2025
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Come Here Often? by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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After a mission gone wrong, Dick retreats to his nice, dark, quiet room to be alone for a while. Unfortunately, someone decides to break his sulking, not that Wally's aware of it.
When Nightwing is off and away doing Bat things, Wally likes to stop in. Crashing out in Nightwing's room is the closest he's ever going to get to actually being with Nightwing after all… right?
((Note: Identity Reveal, Wally West does not know who Nightwing is under the mask at the beginning though he does know he was Robin/Rob))
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- Part 18 of Ace's DC Works
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27 Dec 2025
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Everyone seems to think that it is Bruce who has a problem with adopting heaps of children. This is incorrect.
Well, Edward Gorey said it best: Perhaps it might be even subtler, if after all it was the butler.
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Or: The five times that Alfred gave a child a home.
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24 Dec 2025