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04 Jul 2023
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Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep by saltinmycoffee
Fandoms: The Evil Clergyman - H. P. Lovecraft
01 Dec 2020
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If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to takeBookmarked by SgtRutter
10 Jun 2022
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Queen Elizabeth sent Viola off to the colonies with her husband, Lord Wessex, with the promise of tears and a journey. Viola, having previously so focused on William Shakespeare and the performance at hand, had not fully considered what being Lord Wessex's wife would mean. Upon the ship to the new world their wedding night takes place with questions of fidelity, penitence for sin, and Viola's shocked realization that Shakespeare is not the only man who can bring her pleasure.
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20 Feb 2017
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24 Dec 2016
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The Courting of Eggsy Unwin by Sheepie
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types
13 Feb 2017
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How were there TWO Harry Harts? Eggsy couldn't even handle one!
But then how was Harry standing in front of this cafe when he was supposed to be all the way in Brussels on an ambassador mission with Arthur?
Eggsy soon discovers that there is still a lot to learn about Harry Hart, starting with the fact that he has a twin brother, a one Mr. Mark Darcy. And Mark may share Harry's face, but that's where the similarities end. Where Harry is slick and charismatic, Mark is awkward and endearing. But for all of the charm Mark lacks, Eggsy can't help but find himself falling for the bumbling barrister.
But when Harry returns and discovers that not only has his young protege has fallen for someone other than him (he may have been giving Eggsy the impression that he wasn't interested, whoops), but it's his estranged goody two shoes brother. The war for Eggsy's heart begins, but none of them can plan for how it turns out.
(It ends with all three together, that's where)
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- Part 1 of Eggsy and his Two Harts
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- English
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- 26/26
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16 Jul 2016
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Eggsy stops right in the middle of the path, Roxy nearly bumping straight into him, as he watches Harry climb out of the lake.
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22 Jun 2016
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"Harry Hart (1960-) is one of this century's most renowned painters. Hart is known by the country's elite and the public for his Royal portraits, as well as views and landscapes of London wherein his training in Florence and Camberwell shines through. Though his portraits have inspired comparison to the work of Sargent or Boldini, his landscapes are reminiscent of Martin or Pether. In this twenty-first century, Hart's work has the old-fashioned, well-loved, academic quality that lines museums even nowadays[...]"
Harry Hart is fifty-six, and bored.
And then a boy smashes into his life like the first smear of paint on a blank canvas.
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- Part 1 of The Black Prince
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- English
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- 27/29
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22 Jun 2016
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Eggsy picks up a new very much secret hobby to help relieve stress in between missions. Everything is all fun and games until Eggsy forgets to close his browser when Harry comes to visit.
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13 May 2016
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Dean had Eggsy sign up at the Kingsman Agency, England’s discreet and (somewhat) secret gay mail-order-bride service.
After a year of silence from them to which Eggsy assumed was due to his questionable records (petty criminals didn't make the best wives, did they?), he thought that he would never get a call announcing an interested suitor, and he wasn't hoping for one either.
But he'd never gotten what he wanted, and just when he thought things couldn't get worse, they do. Or so he thinks.
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13 May 2016
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13 May 2016
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“This is actually an excellent opportunity for you. Kingsman is one of the most elite cooking schools in London, and they so rarely offer evening courses like this. The fact that they were willing to work with us and allow you to attend is a miracle.”
“It’s basic though, yeah?” Basic was what he needed. He just needed to learn enough so that Deanna wasn’t eating frozen pizza or chicken nuggets every meal, and his mum wasn’t exactly in the mood to cook most days. Cooking had always been his dad’s thing, he’d been about to trade up from a sous chef to a full chef when his accident had happened.
Sure, Eggsy could eat junk all day long if he had to, but his half-sister deserved better. He could give her better.
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- Part 1 of La Cuisine
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- English
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- 57,952
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- 23/23
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07 Mar 2016
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Harry is a well-respected dance instructor at Kingsman Studios, a prestigious dance academy. Eggsy is a self-taught street kid who does dance covers on YouTube.
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04 Mar 2016
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Harry and Eggsy have been dating for a few months now, and things are pretty good.
At least, they were, until Harry’s ex-wife came waltzing back to fuck everything up.
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- Part 2 of I know it might be wrong AU
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03 Mar 2016
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25 Feb 2016
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23 Feb 2016
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23 Feb 2016
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You Have to Kiss a Lot of Frogs (Or Maybe Just One) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
24 Aug 2015
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Eggsy thought he was just going to have a regular day of fishing at the lake by his village and helping out his mum. After all, nothing ever happens to him. He's nobody. He never could have guessed he'd meet a talking Frog, go on an adventure, meet two Wizards (one good, one not), make a new friend, almost talk to a Princess, get thrown in jail, kiss the talking Frog, fall in True Love, and have a Wish Granted (even though no Wizard had ever Heard it).
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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24 Jan 2016
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Spellbound and Hellbound by ShatteredGlassHouse
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jan 2016
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Eggsy's sure that he’s feeling something more towards his professor, Harry Hart—ex-Auror, Defence Against the Dark arts teacher. He was just not sure what, and that he refused to acknowledge the flutter in his heart as a crush. For the past two years, Eggsy's managed to keep his reoccurring feelings for Harry quiet. He planned to keep things that way until graduation, but, as Eggsy's familiar with, things never go the way they're expected too. Maybe, if he tried hard enough, he'd make it through the school year with minimum damage.
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- Part 1 of Hartwin Hogwarts AU
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- English
- Words:
- 30,690
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 46
- Kudos:
- 324
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15 Jan 2016
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07 Jan 2016
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07 Jan 2016