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    imagine Heated Rivalry but with a slapdash of magical realism, ghosts, and the slowly dawning realization of just how much Shane and Ilya have to gain, if only they could figure their shit out. featuring: the most supportive team in the world (the Bears), the seething underbelly of malice (Montreal), and three tiny babies (boston's rookies), who just want to meet their stepmom.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    It's all Marly's fault.

    He just had to mention 'Jane from Montreal' during an interview. And then JJ went and tweeted about 'Boston Lily'.

    And sure, Shane and Ilya are out and married now, but there are some things they had managed to keep private, their burner twitter accounts for one. But with the names Jane and Lily out there and their apparent 'very recognizable talking patterns' it took the internet 0.5 seconds to find them. And now Shane and Ilya have to deal with their friends publicly reacting to things they thought would forever remain anonymous.

    Surprising everyone, Ilya is the one suffering the most.

    Or.

    The Admirals, Metros and Raiders react to Hollanov burner accounts tweets.

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    13 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    ok my girls, gays and nonbinarrays, its time to talk about the hollander accent

    no, this isn't about how shane hollander speaks french like he learned it at gunpoint from an angry parisian witch. in fact, this isn't about how shane hollander speaks at all. this is about how his """rival""" ilya rozanov (aka the hot shirtless russian on everyone's dash) has a handful of english words he pronounces THE EXACT SAME WRONG WAY AS SHANE HOLLANDER

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    13 Apr 2026

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    13 Apr 2026

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    That’s why it was weird for Ilya to be smiling at his phone right now. Until recently, Ilya never smiled at his phone, so Cliff knew there was a girl, and, Captain or not, Cliff was definitely going to tease the shit out of him.

    “Are your slutty ways behind you, Cap?”

    Rozanov looked at Cliff curiously. “What are you talking about, Marly?”

    “You’re smiling and blushing at your phone, Rozy,” Cliff smirked.

    “Russians do not blush.”

    Cliff waved him off. “You’ve tried that on me before. I’m still not buying it because I can physically see you blushing.”

    “Is hot in room,” he grumbled. “Is not blush.”

    “Whatever you say,” Cliff chuckled before pressing further. “So are you pretending there isn’t a girl you’re texting right now?”

    “I am not texting girl,” Ilya replied matter-of-factly. As if Cliff would believe he wasn’t texting a girl right now.

    “Don’t know of any men named Jane.”
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    or: 5 times Cliff Marlow brought up Montreal Jane + the 1 time he finds out who that is

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    12 Apr 2026