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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    When his life is in danger, the Captain must go into hiding as the baker in the tiny village of Button. Baking cakes, forging relationships, and concealing his identity. How hard can it be?

    Based on the movie The Baker(2007)

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    02 Dec 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    'As he turned back, the dog walker straightened up...Ted had it on good authority that to be that handsome on a Thursday was a punishable offence. Probably.'

    In which Havers is a dog walker, Cap has an imaginary dog that is then a real dog that has two different names, Great Danes and Little Danes make Medium Danes, and Pat is the best best friend in the entire world.

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    30 Nov 2022

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  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    “I have heard Mary explain the correct way to prepare potatoes four hundred and fifty three times.”

    Alison couldn’t help but look back up at that. Four hundred and…

    “I have successfully taught Robin the alphabet no fewer than eleven times.” He drew himself up, his steps animated, eyes gleaming. “He always forgets. I have seen other ghosts go half mad with tedium, trapped too long with their own thoughts and ennui after mere decades, before finally being sucked o— blast, Mary —before moving on."

    AKA why are the residents of Button House such nightmares to live with?

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    28 Nov 2022

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    Dying is, of course, incredibly tragic. It is also the most wonderful opportunity.

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    [“Oh, there’s no point.” Said Pat bitterly, “Julian already told me about Italia ’90. He’s ruined that as well.”

    Alison took a breath. “Pat,” She said gently, “It’s a compilation of an entire decade. Even Julian can’t spoil a whole decade.”

    “Oh yes I can! Party conference, ’88, Anne Widdecombe told me I’d ruined her whole month but I’d barely gotten the engine running, only asked -in the spirit of charity- if she fancied popping round the back by which I mean-”

    And finally she could hold it no longer. In a glorious moment completely devoid of thought Alison reached out and fulfilled the desire of her last fifty years on earth.

    She cuffed Julian upside the back of the head.]

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    23 Nov 2022

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    22 Nov 2022