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As the dust settles in the 2000 United States Presidential election, Ivy League student Hermione Granger goes to three different parties, in an effort to think about something- anything- other than the state of Florida.
So does that argumentative trust fund prick, Draco Malfoy.
A college AU all about enemies who...aren't.
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04 Sep 2024
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everything you and I have got (it takes so long to find) by reddieforlove
Fandoms: IT (2017), IT - Stephen King
07 Mar 2018
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Eddie is in college and wants to pay off his student loan debt before it overwhelms him. He decides to do a few porn films, knowing his friend does it at a safe studio, and gets paired with Richie the first day.
They have no idea how much it'll change everything.
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09 Mar 2018
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"Right." Eddie's not sure what to think. "Well, thanks, for sticking up for me." Eddie's also not sure if he means that, but it feels like something he should say.
"Yeah, 'course," Richie replies. "You're my sister's best friend."
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Richie Tozier meets a cute firecracker of a guy when he accidentally sets off the fire alarm in his apartment.
It's just too bad that said guy has got a boyfriend - doesn't he?
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20 Feb 2018
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"You taste like raspberry warheads and cigarettes, Rich."
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Richie has minor addictions to small things. First, it was his cassette tapes. He collected and collected until his glove box overflowing, and a new one was playing every day for junior year. Then, it was his gum. Everyday Richie brought a new flavor, a new brand. After that, his obsession turned dark. Alcohol and cigarettes. The alcohol didnt last with the other losers help, but he still smoked 2 packs a week. Now, raspberry warheads and Eddie.Bookmarked by ShortIsNotFun
19 Feb 2018
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Eddie Kaspbrak has been single by choice for two years when his best friend, Bill, forces him to download Tinder. Eddie agrees only to appease Bill; it's not like he's going to find anyone on there worth his time, and he's very prepared to swipe left on everyone he comes across.
Richie Tozier, 23 exists only to ruin this plan of Eddie's.
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16 Feb 2018
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There is a crack right through my heart by sweetkisses
Fandoms: IT (2017), IT - Stephen King
10 Nov 2017
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Everyone has a soulmate necklace with a charm that depicts your soulmates mood and whenever you're close to them the necklace will warm up and whenever you're away from them it will cool down.
Unfortunately, before Eddie moves to Derry his mother tries to break his necklace and he losses the temperature feature so he'll never know if his soulmate is close or not. It rips him up inside as he makes six new friends, one of which is named Richie who Eddie crushes on.
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16 Feb 2018
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After a relatively bad date with a boy named Stan, Richie meets his roommate Eddie. And that goes a little bit better.
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- Part 3 of Reddie Meet-Cute AUs
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16 Feb 2018
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Eddie has a problem. To fix it, he goes to extreme measures and calls a phone sex hotline. Little does he know that the person who he matches up with will change everything.
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- Part 1 of phone sex hotline au
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31 Jan 2018
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Luke just wishes he could outrun the demons that haunt him. Ashton just wishes someone would finally see him. The crumbling mansion at the edge of the woods just might be the only safe haven they've ever had.
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28 Nov 2016
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“Of course, Bambi,” Louis teases, unlocking the car door and looking over to him. “Now get inside before mother dear comes out here.”
“Was that a pun?”
“Depends, did you like it?”
“Of course.”
“Then, yes it was, and I’m rather proud of myself for coming up with it on the spot. I’ll see you in school Monday, H.”
or the AU based on this Extra Gum commercialBookmarked by ShortIsNotFun
19 Mar 2016
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Catfish: The TV Show - Louis and 'Curly' by orphan_account
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Catfish: The TV Show
02 May 2016
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Minutes went by and Louis got more and more restless. What if Harry wasn’t coming? Had something happened? Had he changed his mind? What if he just didn’t want to meet Louis anyway? Louis wouldn’t be able to bear it. He was so close now. He had to show up.
“Louis…” Nev then suddenly said and Louis looked up, his erratic heartbeats being the only thing he could hear.
[Or, Louis have been talking with Curly for three years. It's now up to Nev and Max to finally bring them together.]
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- Part 1 of TV Show One-Shots
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07 Mar 2016
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AU. Acclaimed actor, Hollywood heartthrob, and Oscar nominee, Harry Styles, seems to have the world at his feet, but seeks out an old friend when he needs a date for his big night.
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- Part 2 of Praise and Thanksgiving
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02 Mar 2016
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“Lovely. Could you whip us up a strawberry shortcake with a message on it?” Harry nods again, drawing his notepad from one of the pockets of his apron and waits for the message. “‘We all knew the cat was going to leave you for something better.’” Harry sputters while the raven-haired boy elbows his friend harshly.
“Louis,” he chides. “You’re such an absolute dick, you know that?”
Louis shrugs as a little scowl pulls at thin lips. “What the fuck am I supposed to put on it? ‘Sorry me and Zayn threw the fucking mutt out into traffic during a trash wrestling match and it decided to take a fucking hike?’” Zayn, he presumes, hits him again. Harry blinks.
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Based on the twitter prompt "I work in a bakery and you keep coming in and asking me to write you weird messages on cakes"
Song: All Over by Cruisr
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29 Feb 2016
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if i had the chance, the things i would do to you by missandrogyny
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
17 Jan 2016
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Niall sighs. He leans forward, pushing his mug of tea carefully to the side, before bracing his elbows on the table, chin in his hands. It makes him look like some sort of bottle-blonde cherub. "You have quite the fanbase, Harry. I'm not denying that. And you've done a good job of popping out every once in a while in the past two years, just to make sure you're still talked about. But that's all you've done, and I'm not satisfied. I want more." He blinks at Harry. "Don't you want more?"
(Or: AU where Harry and Louis compete in the Lip Sync Battle)
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17 Jan 2016
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Uni AU, in which Harry is a part-time yoga instructor with rock hard nipples and skin-tight leggings, and Louis most definitely isn’t charmed.
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15 Dec 2015
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AU. An overworked university student, an endearing chatterbox, art, loads of fluff, and nudity. Lots and lots of nudity!
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- Part 1 of Praise and Thanksgiving
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05 Dec 2015
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Louis' son might just be a technology genius as he has quite a knack for calling strangers up on Louis' phone. Repeatedly.
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09 Nov 2015
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A Match Made in Aisle Three (Everybody Cut Footloose) by kikikryslee
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
29 Jun 2015
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“Don’t feel bad,” Louis said. “You picked the machine that freaks out on customers more often than not. It’s not your fault it froze on you.”
“Oh, OK,” Harry replied. “Glad it’s not just me, then.”
“Yeah. Um, I'll move your stuff to one that works."
"Wait, don't!"
Too late.
Before Harry could finish his request, Louis saw what Harry's purchase was – a giant bottle of lube.
Awkward.
So Louis did what he does best: made it even more awkward.
“Big night tonight?”
Idiot.
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Or, the one where Louis is a drama student/cashier who assists Harry in buying a bottle of lube, and is also the only guy that frat boy Harry has trouble talking to.
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09 Nov 2015
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Alien AU, with a hint of Royal AU. A summer barbecue at the Tomlinson's is interrupted by a naked visitor from a peaceful planet far, far away. Can an alien and a human survive a summer together for the sake of the human race?
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08 Nov 2015