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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Somewhere Else, there is a revelation, and a conversation, and a realisation that has been a long time coming.

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    “God, of course it was burns, of course you got burned, it was an explosion for Christ’s sake, god how could I be so stupid –” he shoves his face into his hands, and groans loudly. Then he rips them away, as his eyes flash with further realisation. “That’s why you cover up all the time?”

    “Of course.”

    “Why didn’t you say? You didn’t mention it at all in those awkward ‘boundaries’ conversations early on. You just said, ‘obviously me being undressed is a no’ or something and moved on, I thought it was an ace thing!”

    “Well I thought it was obvious!”

    “It was not obvious, Jon.”

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    30 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    Elias calls in a favor from an old friend, and no one besides Jon seems to care that he’s invited an avatar of Corruption to stay at the institute.

    Jon won’t let his guard down, no mater how many times Martin Blackwood saves his life.

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    26 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    “He was born. He was pointless. And he should’ve died.”

    Michael Shelley knows very little. The main points of his knowledge can be summarised as follows:

    One: He is, as far as he knows, still Michael–although this is dubious, and perhaps does not count.
    Two: The world that he lives in is not what he thought it was. It never has been, and it never will be again.
    Three: He cannot, in any circumstances from now until the end of days, trust Gertrude Robinson.

    An AU in which the Great Twisting crumbled before Michael could be consumed by The Distortion–and he emerges, alive and angry about it. Alternatively, an AU in which Gertrude begins to work on her theories about the rituals much, much earlier, and Gerry finds himself chasing the mystery that is Michael Shelley.

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    14 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    When filling out the application, he was very detailed in his skill set. Writing, editing, research, filing, archival work, that sort of thing. Really, the opportunity to work in some sort of local publication’s office or town history archive would’ve been rather pleasant! That’s what he was expecting, anyway.

    Those expectations flew out the window and all the way back to London when his shuttle pulled up to a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere….God, where was he? What state bordered Georgia? Louisiana? Kansas? Didn’t matter. Apparently, twenty hours a week, he was going to be the part-time summer farmhand.

    Brilliant.

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    In which Jon is spending the summer abroad in America, and Martin is a farmhand eager to become friends.

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    EDIT: Now with Holiday Epilogue!

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    07 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Martin Blackwood and his fellow contestants have gathered to watch the series finale of The Great British Bakeoff at Simon Fairchild's home. Martin can't tell whether he's more nervous about watching himself on camera, or about seeing Jonathan Sims again for the first time in weeks. But what if their relationship isn't what he's been imagining? And what will happen when they film The Great Christmas Bake-Off together the following weekend?

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    07 Aug 2025