15 Works by ShutUp

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    The one where Stiles works on a fair ground as a magician, Derek doesn't believe in magic and no one can resist a dance with the devil.

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    English
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    17,445
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    5,205
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    “And would I be sure that this is love beyond compare? Would all this be true if I didn't care for you?” He had been such a fool to assume that there might have been a chance for him and his bleeding heart. [One Shot, used song: If I didn't care by The Ink Spot]

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    English
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    841
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    1,021
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    Kirk's and McCoy's first meeting in the shuttle.
    “So, you're pretty useless in piloting a shuttle, Bones.” The kid says and Leonard growls at him.

    Language:
    English
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    3,908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,014
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    Leonard McCoy killed five people who were disloyal to him.

    They had it coming.

    Language:
    English
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    3,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,225
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    The scene in which Admiral Pike tells McCoy he's now CMO of the ISS Enterprise and his new Captain will be James T. Kirk.

    “Buckle up, Bones, this is gonna be fun.” Kirk says [...]. McCoy downright hates the way Kirk pronounces fun.

    Language:
    English
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    1,461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,237
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    “Stop moving, Jim!”

    “That’s kind of difficult when your best friend’s breathing against your ass!”

    The story in which Jim managed to sit down on an aggressive version of a bioengineered barbed tribble and Bones has to pull the thorns out of his ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3,080
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    "Bring your tent when you go camping. Except for, you know, when you want to seduce someone." - James T. Kirk

    The story in which Bones and Jim go camping in a rainforest and Jim forgets his tent.

    Language:
    English
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    5,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,931
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    Leonard had always thought that Jocelyn was his type; his usual definition of type at least, the kind of woman he always thought was his type.
    [...]
    That was of course, until Jim Kirk stood in his kitchen and said “Sounds like a plan,” but meaning something else entirely.

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    English
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    7,868
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,467
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    “Hey, are you wearing space pants today? Because your ass is out of this world!”
    “No kid, those are softball pants, and this ass is out of your league.”
    [McKirk, OS, Academy!AU in which Bones and Jim separated after the shuttle, ends in five years mission]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,502
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    Everything about a rookie was annoying; the fresh air, the confidence, the joy, the smile, the stupid and faithful hope to someday make a difference.

    In a world like this, a world like Mega City One, no one gave a shit about differences.

    [...]

    "You ready rookie?” He asked nevertheless, turning his head to look at Kirk.

    “Since I was born, sir.”

    [McKirk, One Shot]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,792
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,549
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    “Leonard McCoy is currently 240 years old and on the first five year mission in Starfleet history, chief Medical Officer and serving under Captain Kirk.” He sat up straight in his bed, looking around and sighed again but he still smiled.

    “Goddammit, I'm really old.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    623
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,155
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    “Five years in space. God help me.” Leonard 'Bones' McCoy should have run when the possibility had been there, he knew it.

    ~

    “And I mean, c'mon, my boyfriend's a freaking superhuman! The only thing that sucks is that I don't get to throw it in Uhura's face.”

    [McKirk, OS, Star Trek/DOOM crossover]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    635
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    11,895
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    Tha Academy!AU in which Bones is Jim’s hand-to-hand combat teacher with a past no one should know about but a few know anyway.

    Or:

    It's all Pike's fault because he made Bones teach hand-to-hand combat even if fighting was a thing of Bones past he never wanted to look at again. [McKirk, OS, AU]

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    5,722
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    What he wanted was someone with that special something. [...] A person with that adventures glint in mysterious eyes; the last thing Jim expected was to find that person in a small and random strip club.
    Behind the bar.

    (McKirk, OS, Bar AU; or the one in which Bones is a bartender in a strip club and Jim a customer.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,515
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    The AU in which Jim and Bones are SMS/internet friends, visiting the Academy together but they never actually meet until Jim gets himself into sickbay because he sprained his ankle and meets Bones there without knowing the doc is his internet buddy. [Would be McKirk if it wouldn't be an OS, Modern/College!AU. Rated M for safety.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,673

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