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No morning drills to lead. No intel to gather. No floor plans to memorize. No threat to neutralize. Now, he was an ordinary man with ordinary problems. Like running out of tea.
Sometimes he felt like an actor in his own life, trying to convince some spectator that he actually needed tea.
But he had been through this before, and he was trying. Oh he was trying so hard about doing things just for himself.
This work has been heavily inspired by bluishfishfood's CoffeeShopAU comics on Tumblr.
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08 May 2023
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Coffeeshop AU comic for the cod men.
Finally made an account and posting here!
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02 May 2023
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Danny has a shirt malfunction. Steve is a Boy Scout. And oh-so-very helpful.
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21 Nov 2022
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Five Times Stiles Pulled One from the Oven (and One Time Somebody Else Did) by Guede
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Jan 2016
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Five times Stiles’ baking changed the course of history in Beacon Hills (and one time somebody stepped up for him). Or, Stiles Stilinski: Baking is Magic!
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04 Feb 2016
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“What did you just say?” Scott asked, eyes huge.
“What?” Stiles said. “I said it’s fluffing anti-climactic…wait. What the fluff? Fluff? Fluff!"
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Stiles is cursed not to curse. He's really not happy about it.
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- Part 25 of Tumblr Fics
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03 Feb 2016
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Stiles has spent a lot of this relationship convinced that he's just a handful of words away from being unceremoniously dumped.
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- Part 12 of Milkshakes and Matchsticks
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28 Jan 2016
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Prompt: I heard that the military had problems during WWII with underage volunteers. Even one guy who turned out to be twelve when he forged paperwork claiming to be 18, and was already serving aboard a battleship when his parents tracked him down. Somehow Gabby and Illya findout Napoleon's real age. Bonus if Napoleon is actually the youngest on the team.
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The one in which the CIA are even bigger douches than we thought and Illya is a bit horrified by the truth about his partner.
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09 Jan 2016
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Napoleon gets sick of Illya's over-protectiveness and decides they need to talk.
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- Part 1 of Knife Tales
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08 Jan 2016
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There is a giant in his garden.
He blinks his eyes a few times and crouches a little to sneak closer to the door. It’s pulling weeds out of the bushes, incredible. He squints in disbelief.
Who breaks into another person’s house to de-weed their garden?
(or: Napoleon is in search of a gardener to tend to his garden when he's on missions. He doesn't expect a 6'5" Russian Adonis to fulfil the role)
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03 Jan 2016
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Illya curled his lip, and walked into the bar, his spurs tapping on the scratched wood. No one bothered to waste the energy to study him, and he sat down at the bar without inviting comment, ordering a beer. The barman took his money without any real enthusiasm, and poured Illya a pint of barely drinkable warm beer. Illya tugged down the brim of his gray Stetson, hiding his eyes, and forced himself to take a sip. Thirst didn’t make the beer any easier to choke down, but Illya was here on business, and it was poor manners to shake the barman for information without actually first buying a drink.
He unfolded a ragged piece of paper from the pocket of his jacket, smoothing it out on the counter. It was a Wanted poster, with a crude drawing of a man with a bandit mask and a white hat, and the faint hint of dark hair. There was no name under the poster, and only a curt description - six feet tall, male, broad shoulders, white, last seen in a black shirt and black pants, riding a gray horse. Wanted: For a couple of bank heists and a train robbery.
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03 Jan 2016
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01 Jan 2016
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Napoleon has had an absurd soulmark since birth. It is faded grey, like all soulmarks are until one’s soulmate speaks the words, and scrawled along the inside of his forearm. He wears a band around the mark, because he does not want anyone to try to say it while he is on the job; luckily, a lot of people cover theirs, so he never stands out. Illya, for example, also wears one, and he has no idea what Illya’s soulmark could be.
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31 Dec 2015
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Illya has always considered Napoleon's cooking something special, something for him and Gaby alone. Napoleon, unfortunately, doesn't see things the same way...yet.
or 5 times Napoleon shares with people not-Illya + 1 time he doesn't
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31 Dec 2015
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Illya had very reluctantly agreed to ‘take a break’ with Napoleon after a year spent working for U.N.C.L.E., and was now regretting it. Granted, given how secretive Napoleon had been about it all, Illya had become increasingly convinced as they stole away from New York that their ‘little holiday’ was going to perhaps involve felonies, deviant sexual behaviour and perhaps an international incident or two.
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31 Dec 2015
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a true friend will argue by inlovewithnight for movies_michelle
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
29 Nov 2015
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Illya is bleeding.
He can’t be too concerned about it, though, because it’s a flesh wound at most and Solo’s injury is much worse.
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29 Dec 2015
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Five times Napoleon actually surprised Illya, and the one time Illya managed to surprise him.
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29 Dec 2015
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"So congratulations, Peril," Napoleon drawled, looking so amused that he could see it was literally setting Illya's teeth on edge. "You have the supreme good fortune of getting to kiss me senseless. Now be a good sport and put your hands on my backside, would you? I'm beginning to feel neglected."
In which the boys have to go undercover as a couple, with Napoleon having a whale of a time while Illya isn't sure whether to knock Napoleon's teeth out or kiss him.
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27 Dec 2015
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The first thing Napoleon says when he wakes up is: “Told you I was sick.”
His head is pounding, and there isn’t a part of him that doesn’t hurt. Even breathing is painful, and cold fire burns through his lungs with each inhale. The world is a bit too bright, and Napoleon feels ready to sleep a week.
He wriggles so he’s curled more comfortably. Illya stares down at him from the side of the bed, and Napoleon thinks he almost, almost, looks guilty.
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- Part 5 of The Man From Tumblr
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26 Dec 2015
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Napoleon is leaving.
Logically, Illya had known this day would come. When they first met, Napoleon had already served ten years of his fifteen-year sentence. Their partnership has always had an expiry date. But what Illya had never counted on was the possibility that when that day arrived, he’d feel this terrified.
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- Part 4 of The Man From Tumblr
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26 Dec 2015