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When the World Cup starts approaching, Kaveh is forced to play alongside his rival.
"Kaveh," Tighnari said sternly, in the tone he usually reserved for Cyno when he made a terrible pun. "You just got chosen for the Sumeran national team to play the fucking World Cup. And your immediate reaction is to be annoyed that you'll have to play with one of the best Sumeran football players."
"I just really hate him," Kaveh grumbled, zipping up his bag. "But fine, yeah, you're right. This is a happy occasion. I wish I could drink."
"Plus, it's a good opportunity to make peace with Alhaitham," Tighnari added. "Maybe this'll help end the ridiculous grudge you two have going on."
Kaveh snorted, then it devolved into full-on laughter. "Oh, Nari, as if. Us getting along is just as likely as Irminsul burning down."Bookmarked by Simpl9
19 Jul 2026
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“Fuck—” he hissed under his breath, catching himself too late. He coughed, pretending it was at something in-game. “Nah, nah, I’m good, I’m good. Just lagged for a sec,” he lied, grinning at chat’s flood of cope messages.
Zhongli’s nails dug into his thighs as he hit the back of her throat again, her throat tightening around him. Tears streaked her flushed cheeks, but the way she moaned around his cock told him she wasn’t stopping anytime soon. She wanted this—wanted to ruin his focus, wanted to make him break on camera without anyone knowing why.
“Shit, you’re such a dirty girl,” he muttered low, angled away from the mic. His hips shifted forward, fucking into her mouth, and he felt her gag, swallow, then take it deeper with a desperate hum.
(Streamer childe had his hot nerd gf sucking him off underneath his desk. They then fucked)
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05 Jul 2026
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A collection of oneshots in which Alhaitham is just simping for his beloved Kaveh.
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03 Jul 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jul 2024
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Which means he doesn’t hear the key in the lock of the front door. He doesn’t hear the low murmur of voices on the other side as it unlocks. He doesn’t hear anything until the front door swings open and he finally recognizes that there’s something else that’s happening other than his dick pressing against Kaveh’s.
He doesn’t break their kiss. His eyes fly open to see Ratio and Alhaitham standing in the doorway, utter shock on their faces as they notice the scene on their living room couch. They’re frozen, wide eyes and mouths slightly agape as they try to process what’s happening. Aventurine’s gaze darts instinctively to Ratio’s face, finding that Ratio is staring right back at him. And Aventurine, cocky and drunk, smiles against Kaveh’s lips when he sees Ratio swallow hard.
“What the fuck?” Alhaitham finally says.
or: Ratio and Alhaitham walk in on their roommates, Aventurine and Kaveh, making out and it awakens some unresolved sexual tension.
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21 Jan 2025